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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 10:46 AM Original message |
for those of us who are always right, feel free to post some unsolicited advice here |
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Juche (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 10:48 AM Response to Original message |
1. Why do people always come to me for advice |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 10:49 AM Response to Original message |
2. Don't pick your nose during a job interview and if you fart in an elevator, |
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Javaman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 11:01 AM Response to Original message |
3. work harder not smarter. work against us not with us. they are laughing at us not with us. nt |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 11:01 AM Response to Original message |
4. Always wipe. |
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Sigh Sister (358 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 07:40 PM Response to Reply #4 |
57. And always front to back n/t |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 11:02 AM Response to Original message |
5. Stop pumping the accelerator. You're flooding it! nt |
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NJmaverick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 11:08 AM Response to Reply #5 |
7. You're giving away your age |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 11:22 AM Response to Reply #7 |
16. But, but, but ... floats and needle valves and stuff! |
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NJmaverick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 11:25 AM Response to Reply #16 |
17. and chokes and multi barrel |
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no name no slogan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 11:06 AM Response to Original message |
6. Don't trust whitey |
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old mark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 02:53 PM Response to Reply #6 |
42. I AM Whitey, and I don't trust the fucker either!!!!!nt |
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NJmaverick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 11:09 AM Response to Original message |
8. Those who think they are always right |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 11:10 AM Response to Reply #8 |
9. i am right |
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Tuesday Afternoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 11:10 AM Response to Original message |
10. fuck the dumb. |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 11:12 AM Response to Reply #10 |
11. stupid people are there to serve us. |
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Tuesday Afternoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 11:15 AM Response to Reply #11 |
14. well, as long as they aren't lazy and can perform their tasks to my |
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BuelahWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 11:14 AM Response to Original message |
12. Don't tug on Superman's cape, don't spit into the wind |
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NJmaverick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 11:20 AM Response to Reply #12 |
15. Is it true that Jim |
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BuelahWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 08:45 PM Response to Reply #15 |
59. Yes |
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Dogtown (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 11:14 AM Response to Original message |
13. Whether you think you can or you think you can't: |
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arbusto_baboso (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 11:26 AM Response to Original message |
18. Buying insurance is basically betting against yourself. |
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Moondog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 12:37 PM Response to Reply #18 |
24. In my case this is more likely than not a winning bet. |
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malta blue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 11:41 AM Response to Original message |
19. don't be an asshole. |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 12:02 PM Response to Original message |
20. Put away the screwdriver |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 12:18 PM Response to Original message |
21. The best day to go grocery shopping is Tuesday. |
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Soylent Brice (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 12:29 PM Response to Original message |
22. when shrooming in the woods always leave extra clothes in the car. |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 12:35 PM Response to Original message |
23. Hmmm, isn't this interesting? |
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jeff30997 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 12:45 PM Response to Reply #23 |
26. Yes indeed. |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 01:05 PM Response to Reply #26 |
27. Beyond fascinating! |
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jeff30997 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 01:23 PM Response to Reply #27 |
29. Indubitably my dear. |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 01:24 PM Response to Reply #29 |
30. LOL! |
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jeff30997 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 01:28 PM Response to Reply #30 |
32. ! |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 01:29 PM Response to Reply #23 |
34. It's true I tell you! Grocery shopping is always best on Tuesday! |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 01:55 PM Response to Reply #34 |
36. I know Sunday is the absolute worst day to go! |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 05:31 PM Response to Reply #23 |
47. did you take your shoes off before you entered my office? |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 07:35 PM Response to Reply #47 |
56. Whoa!! My shoes are clean, and my feet take me wherever I like to go. |
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TCJ70 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-18-09 06:52 AM Response to Reply #23 |
64. A fool finds no pleasure in understanding... |
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Orsino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 12:40 PM Response to Original message |
25. It's incredibly dangerous behavior... |
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CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 01:21 PM Response to Original message |
28. Brush your teeth; eat your vegetables! |
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jeff30997 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 01:26 PM Response to Reply #28 |
31. An other possibility would be: |
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NJmaverick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 01:28 PM Response to Original message |
33. If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball |
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jeff30997 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 01:31 PM Response to Reply #33 |
35. I believe that this fellow is mocking the underprivileged. |
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NJmaverick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 02:43 PM Response to Reply #35 |
41. who? Patches O'Houlihan? |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 05:30 PM Response to Reply #35 |
45. did you take your shoes off before you entered my office? |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 01:56 PM Response to Original message |
37. Kraftwerk quotes in sig lines very nearly always denote superior intellect. |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 05:31 PM Response to Reply #37 |
46. how could you possibly be threatened by Kratfwerk? |
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Sabriel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 01:56 PM Response to Original message |
38. The way to have a friend is to... |
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suninvited (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 02:14 PM Response to Original message |
39. Don't declaw your cat, it is painful and cruel |
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S n o w b a l l (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 02:31 PM Response to Original message |
40. Don't take any wooden nickels. |
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Pacifist Patriot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 02:59 PM Response to Original message |
43. Never ever pass up an opportunity to pee. |
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NJmaverick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 03:39 PM Response to Reply #43 |
44. That so funny, I give the same advice to everyone that joins |
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EastTennesseeDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 05:34 PM Response to Original message |
48. "Double-axeling off a diving board while tripping on acid can't be good for you, son." |
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gratuitous (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 05:50 PM Response to Original message |
49. Never start a thread like this |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 05:51 PM Response to Reply #49 |
50. nah, bottlenose, you got it all wrong |
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foxfeet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 05:54 PM Response to Original message |
51. Learn to control your gag reflex. |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 05:55 PM Response to Reply #51 |
52. conversely |
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MrSlayer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 05:56 PM Response to Original message |
53. Don't stick your dick in a fan. |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 05:59 PM Response to Original message |
54. If you do that, you will be very, very sorry. Have a nice day. n/t |
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yellowdogintexas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 06:53 PM Response to Original message |
55. Always wear clean underwear, you might have a wreck and end up in the emergency |
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rateyes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 07:45 PM Response to Original message |
58. Don't ever |
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Zavulon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 10:38 PM Response to Original message |
60. If you're unemployed, go get a job. That will take care of it. |
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Amerigo Vespucci (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-17-09 10:41 PM Response to Original message |
61. NEVER eat anything bigger than your head, no matter HOW tasty it might look. |
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NJmaverick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-18-09 06:00 AM Response to Reply #61 |
62. What the heck are those things? |
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Amerigo Vespucci (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-18-09 08:31 AM Response to Reply #62 |
65. That's haggis... |
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taterguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-18-09 06:06 AM Response to Original message |
63. If you're upset about high gas prices don't drive so damn much |
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