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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 04:39 PM
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Newsflash: Dingbat offered job in defense
Oy, how did I get on this list...? :D

Dear Colleague,

A Tunable Filter Technician position that might be of interest to you has been posted on the Defense Talent Network by (company name removed)

If you would like additional information on this career opportunity (at no cost or obligation), please blah blah blah blah

...Dedicated to the defense contracting, aerospace and homeland security industries, the Defense Talent Network uses next generation technology to match employers and candidates with pin-point accuracy ... :eyes:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 04:40 PM
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1. Yikes...does this name scare anybody else?
Edited on Mon Mar-15-04 04:40 PM by GOPisEvil


"Homeland Security Solutions"? I hope it's not a "final" solution.
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 04:43 PM
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2. Hey man,
If you're not part of the Homeland Security Solution, you're part of the Homeland Security Problem! :eyes:
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 04:51 PM
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3. I'm a filter technician...alas, I'm not tunable.
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 04:53 PM
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4. I'm tunable, but not a filter technician!
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 04:58 PM
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5. The funny thing is
when I saw it the first time, my immediate response was "What the hell is a turntable filter? And why don't I have one??" :)
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 05:01 PM
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6. Does "Tunable" Have Anything To Do With Karaoke???
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 05:28 PM
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8. The name of this band is "Male Pattern Baldness"
(...with apologies to David Byrne.)
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 05:27 PM
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7. Mmmmmmmm "tuna gefilte technician"
I have a craving for fish, suddenly....
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