*sgih*

[LeftyFingerPop]

*sgih*






































*sgih*

[rug]

1. You sound like a morose nazi.

[trof]

2. That would be 'sighi'.

;-)

[mix]

3. nice

:spray:

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. *snerk*

!!

[LeftyFingerPop]

5. *Rubp*

*Rubp*

[Xipe Totec]

6. Or a dyxlexic byplorar n/t

[Inchworm]

27. Hear about the dyslexic paranoid?

He went through the day feeling like he was following someone.

:hide:

[suninvited]

7. Why the long

sgih?

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. Because I spent the entire day feeling pretty...

and then just like that, I started feeling whoozy. It was very sudden and unwelcome.

[suninvited]

9. you don't feel pretty anymore?

[LeftyFingerPop]

10. I'm sorry that I mislead you....

I do still feel pretty, just not as pretty as I felt earlier in the day. This morning, I felt 100% pretty. Now, I feel about 75% pretty.























Right around there, 70 to 75%.






















Maybe 68%. It's hard to tell.

[graywarrior]

11. You feel with your hands or something else?

[LeftyFingerPop]

13. I feel with my heart.

[graywarrior]

14. I'm gonna cry

:cry:

[LeftyFingerPop]

16. Please don't do that.

[graywarrior]

17. OK, so I guess I'll just

light up and toke one

[LeftyFingerPop]

18. Do you mind if I do the same?

[graywarrior]

19. Keep it goin around the lounge.

In fact, send it in GD. They need it.

[LeftyFingerPop]

20. Did you read that thread about the "super pot"?

[graywarrior]

21. I smoked it.

:rofl:

(no i didn't)

[LeftyFingerPop]

22. ...

Me neither...that's ALL I freakin' need! :rofl:

[graywarrior]

23. I have enough going on in my head

It's a 10 lane highway

[LeftyFingerPop]

25. Are all the cars going in different directions, like mine are?

[graywarrior]

26. Massive traffic jam rendering all thoughts to stop

[LeftyFingerPop]

29. Mine consists of violent, crazed monkeys that have been....

shaved bald and forced to drive blindfolded while listening to an endless loop of classical music.

[graywarrior]

32. Sweet.

Mine drips drips drips all night long. Fucking drives me nuts.

[LeftyFingerPop]

33. Have you seen your doctor about that?

[graywarrior]

35. He's worse than I am

[LeftyFingerPop]

36. You think you have it bad?

I have to prescribe meds to my shrink before I let him counsel me.

[graywarrior]

38. I have to pick my doctor up from rehab so he can write me scripts

[LeftyFingerPop]

41. My doctor is a bald monkey.

[graywarrior]

42. Mine slaps his bald monkey

[LeftyFingerPop]

43. Mine sings "Muskrat Love" while his nurse plays the kazoo.

[graywarrior]

44. Mine thinks Muskrat love means something else.

[LeftyFingerPop]

46. Mine sprays me with a gallon of musk while he counsels me.

[graywarrior]

49. Mine mixes musk with gin and injects it

and his hair is perfect

[LeftyFingerPop]

50. Mine drinks Pina Coladas at Trader Vics.

[graywarrior]

51. Doctor Who?

[LeftyFingerPop]

52. No no. He moonlights as an electrician. His name is Dr. Watt.

[graywarrior]

53. Yabut, Who's on first.

[LeftyFingerPop]

54. Define "on".

[graywarrior]

56. I think you know

[LeftyFingerPop]

58. "Knowing" wrongfully implies that I am able to "think"

[graywarrior]

60. As in the biblical sense of "knowing" either one's self or another?

[LeftyFingerPop]

63. This is getting very complicated.

[graywarrior]

65. It requires deciphering.

Or getting drunk and saying fuck it.

[LeftyFingerPop]

66. Are you implying that I drink on Mondays?

[graywarrior]

67. Is today Monday?

[LeftyFingerPop]

68. LOL! You made me check!

[graywarrior]

70. No, that's "write me a check"

:rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

71. I would, but that would require that I have "money".

[graywarrior]

72. Not so. I had a friend (dead now--drank like a fish) who thought he had

money in the bank as long as he still had checks in his checkbook... lol

[LeftyFingerPop]

73. lol. I know a few people like that...

I'm sorry about your friend.

[graywarrior]

74. Don't be. He had a good life.

Dead 10 years and we still talk about him like he's with us.

[suninvited]

12. see, I am the opposite

I wake up and look in the mirror. I feel about 40% to 50% pretty.

Then I shower, get all ready for work, and look in the mirror and I feel better. Like 75%

Later in the day (depending on the humidity of course) I start feeling really pretty, like 95%. This percentage depends heavily upon the mirror itself and the lighting.

[LeftyFingerPop]

15. That's interesting because....

I wear a meter that tells me how pretty I feel. It always starts off at 100% in the morning. Then, as the day moves on, it keeps dropping and dropping.

Of course, I bought my "pretty meter" from some guy named "Scratchy" on craigslist, so it may not be the most accurate device.

[Kali]

24. ...

:rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

31. ...

:rofl:

[suninvited]

28. I think you should get your money back

I have heard about those defective pretty meters. I read recently about a class action lawsuit against the manufacturer of bad pretty meters. The ones that start out high, and get you all hopped up on your own prettiness, and then gradually let you down throughout the day. Maybe you should look into joining this class action?

[LeftyFingerPop]

30. Thank you for that information....

I will join the class action, plus I will go pay a visit to "Scratchy".

[elshiva]

34. Honey, you are very handsome.

:hug: :loveya:
Why don't you listen to the Grateful Dead? Will that help? :hug:

[LeftyFingerPop]

37. Hi Elshiva!

I'm doing that at this very moment.

It is nice to see you posting.

:hug: :loveya:

[elshiva]

39. Thank you, honey. What are you listening to?

:hug: :loveya: How are the burping sighs?
Have some gum:

[LeftyFingerPop]

40. I dig that gum!

I'm listening to a song called "The Eleven".

What are you listening to tonight?



:hug:

[elshiva]

47. I am not listening to music right now.

Earlier I was watching the Fifth Season of Buffy. :hug:
Is "The Eleven" a Grateful Dead song?
If you liked the gum, how about a cracker?

[LeftyFingerPop]

55. Yes. The Eleven is a...

Grateful Dead song that is in a complicated time signature, 11/4 or 11/7...something like that. I am not a musician, so I don't know for sure, but I do know that they had to practice it for many hours.

Here it is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21JqwfBj9NA

Thanks for the cracker! :hug:

[elshiva]

57. Thanks for the information.

I love the song, "Friend of The Devil." :hug: :loveya:
Have some Ale:

[ismnotwasm]

45. Not defined yet

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sgih

I always look shit up in the urbandictionary. Well not actual shit, but-- oh never mind

[LeftyFingerPop]

48. I thought the Urban Dictionary had...

every possible real and made up word known to man! :D

edit spelling

[Tuesday Afternoon]

59. *higs*

[LeftyFingerPop]

61. *best swishes*

:hug:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

62. thanks loshes

:hug:

[LeftyFingerPop]

64. you very velcome

[Tuesday Afternoon]

69. binny tine --

;)