Does Lou Dobbs have sex with chickens? I am "just asking."

[yellowcanine]

What else can we "just ask" about Lou Dobbs?

[NewJeffCT]

1. Does he make it with all sorts of farm animals?

Inquiring minds want to know.

[gratuitous]

2. "Some people" are wondering

Does Lou Dobb have rabies? Why won't he go through a two week regimen of painful rabies shots in his stomach? Why hasn't he addressed this vital issue, so much on the minds of some people? What is he hiding? Can Americans get rabies from watching Lou Dobbs on their television? Do we know for sure? Does he want to infect all of America with rabies?

We want the truth!

[LaurenG]

3. Maybe just the white ones, well thats what some people are saying anyway.

:shrug:

[yellowcanine]

4. "Some people" say that Lou Dobbs was seen coming out of a bar with a white ewe also.

[Arugula Latte]

19. Actually, he came out of a baaaaaaar with her. nt

[Iggo]

5. I have no proof that he doesn't. (n/t)

[SpartanDem]

6. He's never said that he doesn't have sex with them

think about that

[JBoy]

7. Earlier today his Wikipedia profile said he was born in Mexico!

I'd like to know why he's covering that fact up.

[ghostsofgiants]

8. There are a lot of questions that just aren't being answered.

[Xipe Totec]

9. Never!

That would be disloyal to the geese!

[Zomby Woof]

10. Well, he *is* a cock with a comb

over.

[arbusto_baboso]

11. No. Chickens have higher standards than that!

[NNadir]

12. Yes, but they are all English speaking Chickens with white meat only.

None of the chickens will be served at El Pollo Loco, or made into chicken burritos.

[leeroysphitz]

13. I don't believe he does but but but the question has been asked by bloggers on the internet

so somebody had better look into it.

[704wipes]

14. and the chickens are squawking about it

They are getting kinda sore over it...

[MajorChode]

15. Let's be clear. I don't think Lou Dobbs fucks chickens

Furthermore I have seen a certificate that says he is a non-chickenfucker.

However, I haven't seen a certificate that says he doesn't fuck chickens. So there's just some questions that need to be answered for the good of America.

[Deep13]

16. He has never denied being a serial killer, you know. nt

[MrScorpio]

17. Nope

He's definitely a sheep fucker

[Arugula Latte]

18. I have heard that, indeed, he likes to pork cocks ... and vice versa.

[dgibby]

20. Not if the chickens have any self respect!. n/t

[Rabrrrrrr]

21. I want him to prove conclusively that he has never had sex with chickens.

If you've never had sex with chickens, Mr. Dobbs, why won't you produce the proof? It should be easy.

[retread]

22. Which came first, the chicken or Lou Dobbs?? n/t

[Initech]

23. I have a certificate that shows he is a non-chicken fucker.

But we think he's a chicken fucker anyways.