Who wants to start a DU Squamish team?

[MilesColtrane]

I was an All-State Inside Grouch back in the day, and I know my way around the Flutney.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/43-Man_Squamish

[abq e streeter]

1. only if I can play left overblat

[MilesColtrane]

2. Do you have your own flippers?

[abq e streeter]

3. traded em for a bag of weed in '70

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. Only if it's traditional 43-man squamish, and not some modern bastardized version

[abq e streeter]

6. They ruined it when they put in the designated leaper rule

[MilesColtrane]

7. That was controversial.

But, not nearly as bad as those years when player's individual Durmish stats soared.

To this day no one knows if it was the result of the NSL juicing the Pritz, or if most Niblings and Overblats in the league were using steroids.

I think it is clear that the players were using back then, as the Barry Goldwater imitations during that era became much angrier.

[HughBeaumont]

5. I'll settle for nothing less than Back-up Fink or Quarter Frummert.

Man, I could read that feature any time in my life and I'd never get sick of it. One of the best short satires of all time.

[XemaSab]

8. Squamish?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

9. Count me in! You milk the goat and I'll hitch up the wagon.

HUH?

"Squamish?"

Er...never mind.