8 months into presidency, President Obama has FAILED to give anyone a demoralizing nickname

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Not only that, he has FAILED to complement ANY failed administration official on the "heck of a job" he or she has been doing.

:eyes:

[HopeHoops]

1. That's because he's not a dickhead moron.

The shrub is happily drunk in his new gated community home in Texas. I'm sure he is happy not to have to go back to the prop ranch.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

2. I wish I could read the thoughts of people who previously endured the Connecticut Cowboy...

...that moment when they're expecting the nickname or expecting President Obama to rub their head or some other Bush move and all he does is show them respect. Must be a real let-down.

:rofl:

[HopeHoops]

3. "Your Delta Tau Chi name will be... Flounder."

"Flounder? Why Flounder?"

"BUUUURRRPP - WHY NOT?!"

"Flounder!"

[Amerigo Vespucci]

5. You nailed it, my friend. n/t

[HopeHoops]

8. And who else would have?

:hi:

[Kali]

13. ...

:rofl:

[NYCGirl]

4. He's also failed to make babies and toddlers cry on a regular basis. NT

[Amerigo Vespucci]

6. I forgot the babies...and Poland!

:rofl:

[NYCGirl]

10. LOL! That poor little tyke! Scarred for life! NT

[demmiblue]

7. Or pat bald heads

[Gormy Cuss]

9. Or give shoulder rubs to other world leaders.

EPIC FAIL! :D

[RedCloud]

11. GOP= Giving Obama Poop

[jobycom]

12. I've been very disappointed in his not showing fear of common barnyard animals, too. nt

[undeterred]

14. Nor has he given unwanted massages to female world leaders

or tousled the heads of bald men.