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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-03-09 12:47 PM
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Shot my first turkey yesterday
He wasn't hard to hit at all....but it scared the shit out of everybody in the frozen food section! Is that normal? :shrug:
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-03-09 12:52 PM
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1. The secret is to shoot through the glass
If you try to open the door, they scatter.
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Tobin S. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-03-09 12:55 PM
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2. Did you have your neon orange vest on?
Your supposed to wear one of those, that way people can see you and you won't surprise them.
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-03-09 01:09 PM
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3. Hell no
Had my camoflage huntin' outfit on....just like everybody else in teh walmart

:rofl:
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-03-09 01:15 PM
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4. i'm going to check PoWM - maybe somebody got a pic of this!
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-03-09 01:16 PM
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5. Dumbass.
Next time use a shotgun silencer.

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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-03-09 01:17 PM
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6. Dude! Are you the guy in the background of this picture...


:D

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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-03-09 01:22 PM
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7. naw
that's my cousin...damn near lost a finger lookin' at her ass!

:rofl:
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-03-09 06:35 PM
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8. Watch out so the bullet doesn't glance off the ice. nt.
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-03-09 09:49 PM
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10. Not a chance
Used a .44 mag, it punched right on through the turkey, and the freezer case, went through the back wall of the store and wound up buried in the engine block of a delivery truck

:rofl:
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-04-09 06:04 AM
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11. I'm glad you practiced safe shooting.
I miss my .44 mags, but they won't let me have any ever since prison.

mark
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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-03-09 06:44 PM
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9. You know there's an inevitable "choked my first chicken today" copycat thread coming, right?
I almost posted it myself but felt that it didn't reach the high standards of my usual posts.

:rofl:
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