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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 02:10 PM
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If I could marry anyone, I'd marry Betty White.
yeah, I have the hots for Kirsten Dunst, Natalie Portman, and Kate Winslet -

but come on, anyone with a brain and a heart and a sense of artistry has to have the ultimate hots for Betty White: hilarious, caring, intelligent, and just all around totally fucking awesome.

I'm watching a lot of Boston Legal lately, and, my God, she's just fucking awesome!

And she always has been.

If any of you disagree, I'll skittle kick your ass first and then, whatever is left, I will burn in pure hatred and ensure that, for eternity, you spend your time in a place where you can see heaven but can never enter, so that you might peer into infinity never knowing solace or hope or an end to the pain.
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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 02:11 PM
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1. Plus you'll be in for all that Golden Girls money when she croaks.
Good call!
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 02:12 PM
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2. You just don't fuck with Betty White...
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 02:57 PM
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3. She will always be Rose Nylund to me.
And I love her! She and Blanche are all that are left from Golden Girls! x(
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 05:07 PM
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8. Rose Nylund, nothin'! What about Sue Ellen, the Happy Homemaker?
!!!
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Lance_Boyle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 02:57 PM
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4. She's not still dead?
Yeah, yeah... too much catpower, not enough brainpower.

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LisaM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 04:10 PM
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5. Ever see really old episodes of "Password"
when she and Alan Ludden were just falling in love? She was very cute and brainy. They used to show those old episodes on GSN, but for some reason they stopped.
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 04:14 PM
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6. Who wouldn't?
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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 04:30 PM
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7. She absolutely rules. I would love to meet her.
"Et tu, Judas?"

"No, it's me, Rose!"

:rofl:
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theNotoriousP.I.G. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 05:11 PM
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9. This explains a lot
about you. I didn't realize. Makes sense now grandpa.
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Flaxbee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 06:24 PM
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10. I love her.

Smart, funny, kind woman. Ever see her roast of William Shatner? :rofl:

And bless David E. Kelly for having the intelligence to use / cast such great actors for Boston Legal.
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 06:27 PM
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12. At the Shatner roast:
When she said she wanted to be the cock-ring bearer at George Takei's wedding, I almost died laughing! And at that point I knew there was something about Betty White that I'd always liked.

mikey_the_rat
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 06:25 PM
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11. shitfuck!
arf arf arf!
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Drunken Irishman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-09-09 06:27 PM
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13. Betty White seems like the coolest grandma.
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