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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-26-09 06:02 PM
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I am just curious about something...
What would cause all of your body hair to turn to a "mashed peach like" consistency?

I'm asking for a friend.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-26-09 06:03 PM
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1. The Mesh Tool?
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-26-09 06:05 PM
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2. No no...
M A S H E D
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-26-09 06:07 PM
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3. Smashed? As in loaded?
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-26-09 06:09 PM
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4. M A S H E D
as in potato.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-26-09 06:41 PM
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9. Mr Potato head?
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Dystopian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-26-09 06:09 PM
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5. You don't have to be shy here...
You tend to ask strange questions 'for a friend'...
It's okay...we understand.:hug:
:loveya:
peace~
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-26-09 06:14 PM
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6. OK, it's for me...
and every last body hair has fallen out now.

I have gathered the hairs up and placed them in a number 10 security envelope (don't worry, I licked AND taped it shut).

Now, I need to go find a doctor who has some glue.

:hug: :loveya:
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Dystopian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-26-09 06:17 PM
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7. You don't need an MD
Now you can slather yourself in baby oil!:o
omg...I know I'm going to do something horrific tonight..
:7

peace~
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kayakjohnny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-26-09 06:28 PM
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8. Now, are the pubes exempt?
Real important distinction here.

Other wise, you got a real problem.

Or rather, your friend does.

I know someone who treated this sort of thing all the time.

Usually, it turned out to be that people were overindulging in mashed peach-like substances.
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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-26-09 06:55 PM
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10. Nothing to worry about unless the hair starts to look like mashed bananas.
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