10 year old LeftyFingerPop is working on a difficult project with his Dad.

LeftyFingerPop

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Wed Jan-13-10 03:08 PM
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10 year old LeftyFingerPop is working on a difficult project with his Dad.

Even though the curse words of Lefty the elder are disguised and muted, young Lefty can interpret them..."Goddamn fucking son of a bitch fucking bastard won't turn!! Fucking bastard motherflappin' bastard".

Young Lefty is then told..."Go get me the frappin' threaded compression hydraulic clip. Make sure you get the one with the master wedge hooked to the large spring".

Uh...where is it?

In the cellar.

Young Lefty walks into the cellar, shuffling his feet and defeated. He takes one useless look around the cellar...just to be able to say that he looked for it.

Then he hides in a remote corner...shaking and crying, while losing control of his bladder.

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TK421

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Wed Jan-13-10 03:49 PM
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1. damn! seriously? what the fuck is an hydraulic clip anyways?

:-(

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azmouse

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Wed Jan-13-10 04:23 PM
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2. So...

Did you ever come out of the cellar? :hide:

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