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eyepaddle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-27-10 04:02 PM Original message |
Q: What happened whan the skinny butcher backed into the meat grinder? |
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BOSSHOG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-27-10 04:10 PM Response to Original message |
1. A Man went to his favorite restaurant Christmas morning |
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eyepaddle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-27-10 04:14 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. What happens when a doctor loses his temper? |
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BOSSHOG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-27-10 04:17 PM Response to Reply #2 |
3. Guess what I "heard?" |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-27-10 04:51 PM Response to Reply #3 |
7. Hey Boss! You're alive! |
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BOSSHOG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-27-10 04:56 PM Response to Reply #7 |
9. Thanks |
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Parche (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-27-10 06:39 PM Response to Reply #1 |
17. HEY BOSS |
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mikeytherat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-27-10 04:18 PM Response to Original message |
4. A butcher had always been sexually fascinated with the meat grinder. |
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eyepaddle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-27-10 04:24 PM Response to Reply #4 |
5. Nice! |
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cyberswede (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-27-10 04:42 PM Response to Original message |
6. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger... |
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BOSSHOG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-27-10 04:55 PM Response to Reply #6 |
8. There is a T-Shirt |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-27-10 04:56 PM Response to Reply #6 |
10. I sat on a hill all night wondering where the sun went after it set... |
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cyberswede (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-27-10 05:08 PM Response to Original message |
11. Someone reported a hole in the fence at the nudist camp... |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-27-10 05:11 PM Response to Reply #11 |
12. Someone stole the plumbing from City Hall. |
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Roon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-27-10 05:13 PM Response to Reply #11 |
14. Did you hear about the corduroy pillow cases? |
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Roon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-27-10 05:12 PM Response to Original message |
13. Why did the valley girl take two birth control pills? |
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WinkyDink (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-27-10 06:34 PM Response to Reply #13 |
16. I heard the Irish variation: Why did the Irishman wear 3 condoms? |
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Roon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-28-10 12:07 PM Response to Reply #16 |
26. LOL! |
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old mark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-27-10 06:06 PM Response to Original message |
15. What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-27-10 07:36 PM Response to Original message |
18. Did you hear about the junior high teacher who got detained at the airport? |
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rrneck (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-27-10 07:49 PM Response to Original message |
19. There was once |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-27-10 07:54 PM Response to Original message |
20. What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? |
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Gold Metal Flake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-27-10 08:44 PM Response to Original message |
21. If I could I would so R this thread. |
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Demoiselle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-27-10 08:56 PM Response to Original message |
22. A caravan of Turkish princes was crossing the desert, when |
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kwassa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-27-10 10:14 PM Response to Original message |
23. What do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion? |
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Ivan Sputnik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-27-10 11:08 PM Response to Original message |
24. What do you call time wasted on Facebook? |
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av8rdave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-27-10 11:47 PM Response to Original message |
25. What happened when the woman backed into the meat grinder? |
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Javaman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-28-10 03:58 PM Response to Original message |
27. A: his boss was going to chew him out, but thought better of it. nt |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-28-10 04:03 PM Response to Original message |
28. A research firm poled 100 men between the ages of 25 and 54 and all of them said.... |
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