The post in which I make a timely suggestion on how to improve the next Star Trek movie.

[Bucky]

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[Fire Walk With Me]

1. Gilbert Gottfried?

I'm hoping that's Gilbert Gottfried.

PURE WIN.

[Beer Snob-50]

2. i have two words to make star trek better

vulcan sex!!

[Bucky]

3. I get the impression Vulcan sex is mostly about suppressing emotions and ending it quickly.

The only good lay on the entire planet is Sybok, and he's not even canon.

[Beer Snob-50]

5. i think that is the way most men would like it

wham, bam, lets put sportsdesk on.

[Bucky]

7. No, you don't really think that.

Ax your friends. Let them make the jokes first. Then ask them, "Seriously, do you prefer sex to be quick, over, and done like a Vulcan... or do you like leisurely, intensive, and engaging sex like you get with Ferengi women?"

[Beer Snob-50]

11. no i really do not think that

leisurely, intensive, and engaging is always good. however i am not sure about the ferengi part.

[TommyO]

6. Perhaps the "new" younger crew can go back in time so Spock can meet T'Pol.

[Bucky]

8. Ugh, do his own grandmother? Gross.

Besides, Futurama already has an episode like this.

[jobycom]

4. They could replace the new McCoy with his doppleganger.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jB_Sp7DBMbA/SkQRNbGfueI/AAAAAAAABEo/CxcAZXjPZVE/s400/220px-John_Edwards,_official_Senate_photo_portrait.jpg

[Bucky]

9. Doppelganger: German for "two faced"

Well, at least we know why he was so insistent on there being two Americas.

[jobycom]

13. Ha!

I did not know that. :rofl:

[MilesColtrane]

10. Have Starfleet install a rheostat for the lights on the bridge.

[Swede]

12. Have a major factory recall all the phasers,the transporter,the warp drive,

the shields,the shuttle craft,the elevator,the comminicators,the photon torpedoes,and the sensors-both planetary and longrange. They seem to have a bit of trouble with the above. Other than that,full speed ahead.

[Swede]

14. Oh and one on androids as well.

Very unreliable.