My next door neighbor is a fuckwad.

[arbusto_baboso]

A big steaming wad of fuck. Sir Wad of Fuckshire.

[Mopar151]

1. And how do you feel about that? n/t

[arbusto_baboso]

2. Did I mention the fuckwad thing?

Oh, yeah, and he's a fuckwad.

[Arugula Latte]

8. What I think you are trying to say is that this neighbor of yours is a fuckwad.

I might be misinterpreting, though.

[arbusto_baboso]

9. Ah, someone who understands. Not only is my neighbor a fuckwad...

But he is titled fuckwad-aristocracy. He is Sir Wad of Fuckshire.

[elocs]

3. You know, you never really appreciate good neighbors until they are gone.

I've had my share of your kind of neighbors.

[arbusto_baboso]

4. Yup. We can hear the guy snoring over our television.

Then, the motorcycles are annoying, too.

Asshole works swing shift, so he has no clue about when other people are sleeping, apparently. And he needs to do something about a serious - possibly life-threatening - sleep apnea situation.

[snooper2]

5. your neighbor told me if you took better care of your yard

he wouldn't snore so loud :evilgrin:

[arbusto_baboso]

He's a liar!

And a fuckwad. Did I mention that? :hi:

[workforced]

6. Defining a f**kwad

I've been called a gaywad before. How strange, I thought, to be accused of being a moist agglomeration of homosexuals. It makes fuckwad an even stranger prospect - how can you be a moist agglomeration of any verb, or a transient event?

None of this means your neighbor isn't a twat.

[arbusto_baboso]

7. Definition:

A fuckwad is a big steaming wad of fuck. Or, rather, the fluid leftovers from said activity. Including the Santorum, if applicable.

[Nuclear Unicorn]

10. I don't normally go for vulgarity...

...but that made me giggle.

"Sir Wad of ****shire."

[arbusto_baboso]

11. Almost sounds noble, doesn't it?

[kentauros]

12. Dig him a moat

around his motorcycles
filled with flaming gasoline

[arbusto_baboso]

13. Hmmm....

I'm seriously considering that one. :evilgrin:

[kentauros]

14. A simpler alternative

would be for a box (or crate) of roofing nails to somehow fall off of a passing-by truck and just happen to land all around and in the tires of his conveyances...
:evilgrin:

[arbusto_baboso]

15. Or, I could simply perform....

A valve-stem-ectomy on his bike's tires. Late at night. With pliers.

[kentauros]

16. Yeah, that's a great one!

Then mail them back to him. In a box. To a non-existent address in Nome, Alaska, with his return address.