Science is PWNED! by the Bible!

[Bucky]

[Bucky]

1. Eat it, science! Part TWO!!

That's right, 208 railroad stock cars! And each animal would have an area of almost three times its own body mass to move around in for the 40 days and 40 nights while it rained (plus whatever length of time it took for the waters to recede).

[qnr]

10. That's not fair. Since there was no food, the animals would have gotten smaller, and

would have had more room to move around. Too bad they wouldn't have had the energy.

[krispos42]

16. 50,000 animals go up the boarding ramp

Considerably fewer would come down, I would imagine.

Noah: "Hey where's all the herbivores go?"

Lion: *burp*

Tiger: *belch*

Bear: *brrrraaackkkkkkk*

Noah: Oh, my...

[Sebastian Doyle]

26. But God turned all them critters into vegans

Just for those 40 days and 40 nights, of course. :crazy:

[Motown_Johnny]

27. ever heard of Fishing? They were on a boat (not that I believe that crap)

but your argument makes no sense



Any non-moron (and many actual morons) would have brought fishing nets

[Fleshdancer]

2. damn it!

And we would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids! :grr:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

3. Oh lawd, is this a CP thread?

[Fleshdancer]

8. love that poster!

:rofl:

[pokerfan]

13. Just in time for spring

[wysimdnwyg]

19. That is awesome.

I wish to make that my computer wallpaper at work, but I fear I would get in trouble. Sucks to live in the "buckle of the bible belt" sometimes.

[BlueJazz]

4. As a "Science Nut"...I don't even know where to begin....

Oh I know..AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

5. If you post this in GD, you'll probably find a lot of beleivers.

Given the state of GD these days.

[GreenPartyVoter]

12. I shall tear my hair, rend my clothes, and scream right along with you.

[KittyWampus]

6. It's almost like performance art.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

7. ?!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x1450323#1451344

[kayakjohnny]

9. Those three people in the tip of that used condom seem awfully composed, considering

the awkward spot they're in.

[Quantess]

11. PWNED!

Oh, my goodness gracious. That's pathetic.

[pokerfan]

14. New ark theory

[Bucky]

20. I LOVE that picture! But...

what's with the blueberry pie?

[Autonomy]

15. Ouch. Science will never recover from that pwnage.

At least with the 'Sheer Moran' subset of the population.

[Rabrrrrrr]

17. I'm never amazed any more at the sheer ludicrousness of some people's willing ignorance.

I mean... fuck.

Seriously.

[bamacrat]

18. A bit misleading.

Just because there was a beginning to the Universe doesn't mean it was created by God. etc. But I realize you are being funny. Science ha, its not like that's every been proven to be real....oh wait.

[sakabatou]

22. A bit?

That's an understatement.

[Kali]

21. ugh the stupid HURTS!

fucking deceitful assholes

[Orsino]

23. Every single advance in scientific understanding...

...has been fought by yahoos who make posters like this one.

[TokenQueer]

24. Bwahahahaha!

[cemaphonic]

25. Hmm, looks more like "19th Century Science Pwnd by modern science."

Big surprise, no?

The catastrophic flooding thing is neat though. Around the end of the last ice age, a lake about the size of the combined Great Lakes flooded Eastern Washington when an ice dam broke and drained the entire basin in a matter of days. This happened more than once too.