"I am an American conservative shitheel"

[mcctatas]

This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the US department of energy. I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water utility. After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC regulated channels to see what the national weather service of the national oceanographic and atmospheric administration determined the weather was going to be like using satellites designed, built, and launched by the national aeronautics and space administration. I watched this while eating my breakfast of US department of agriculture inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the food and drug administration. (more at link)

http://kottke.org/10/04/i-am-an-american-conservative-shitheel

[PaddyBlueEyes]

1. Oooooooohhhh

the Tea Partiers of Greater 'Sconi are gonna be maaaaaaddd at you.... :P

[sarge43]

2. "Facts?! We don't need no stinkin' facts!" n/t