As God as my witness...

[Dr. Strange]

I thought frogs could dream.

[Goblinmonger]

1. I thought turkeys could fly. n/t

[Dr. Strange]

3. As God as my witness...

I thought turkeys could handle a stick-shift.

[RagAss]

4. LOL

[EvolveOrConvolve]

8. Well that couldn't have turned out well!

[Dr Morbius]

2. I'll never be hungry again. (nt)

[Dr. Strange]

5. As God as my witness...

I thought Forkboy took the pickle.

[Dr. Strange]

6. As God as my witness...

I thought polka-dots would repel vampires.

[TZ]

7. As god as my witness

I think there are just some places that rhinestones don't belong...

[EvolveOrConvolve]

9. On dogs

Actually, rhinestones don't belong anywhere but on an Elvis impersonator's outfit.

[MiddleFingerMom]

10. Now she tells me!!!!!

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[azmouse]

11. I thought fish needed bicycles.

[NoPasaran]

12. I thought rentboys carried luggage

[Dr. Strange]

13. Score!

:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

14. As God as my witness...

I thought handlebar mustaches were legal in Canada.

[RainDog]

15. i think a fairy tale about a talking snake and a poisoned apple

is reality.

[Dr. Strange]

16. My psychiatrist would like to talk to you about this "talking snake."

:hide:

[RainDog]

21. lol. honey, you KNOW that's not the kind of doctor I need

send Dr. Feelgood my way and I'll be allllll bettah.

[Lyric]

17. As God as my witness...

...it's supposed to be "As God IS my witness".

MathDouches do not has teh smrt. :P

[Dr. Strange]

19. As God as my witness...

I really thought the proper phrasing was "As God as my witness."

[nolabear]

18. As God is my witness

I thought that whatever it was I did wasn't THAT bad.

[TZ]

20. As god as my witness I thought that "turkey baster"

was to use on FOOD....:hide: