The people above me are having sex again

[miscsoc]

The bed sounds like a rabid chihuahua.

I consider this insensitive, they should be more discreet. I could be a Mormon or something. Or (hypothetically) a single unemployed loser who doesn't like constant reminders that other people are having sex and he isn't.

I am considering banging on the ceiling with a broom, just to spoil their fun >:[

[miscsoc]

1. i actually thought it was a dog for several days

i've actually almost even forgotten what sex sounds like.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. What is this "sex" of which you speak?

:(

[miscsoc]

5. I can't remember clearly

I think it involved a stork.

[liberaltrucker]

2. Plant a webcam and share!

:evilgrin:

[Old Troop]

3. Those lucky bastards

[kimi]

6. Yeah, I know what you mean

They should be a bit more considerate. Some of us live like nuns - and not by choice either - and these folks, well, I don't want to kill their buzz, but - oh, never mind.

Good for them.

Ppfft.

*goes looking for earplugs*

[mitchum]

7. Applaud when they are finished

[miscsoc]

9. hahahaha

i may actually do that next time

[miscsoc]

10. actually i won't, that would be mean

and i notice that that was my post number 666 which is spooky, so i'd better not

but it's funny to think about

[HopeHoops]

28. True story: My wife and I had just finished while classical was playing on an public radio station..

The piece came to a conclusion at the same time we did, and yes, it was followed by applause. We completely lost it and STILL laugh about it 21 years later.

[edbermac]

8. Play "Ride Of The Valkyries" very loudly.

That would be even more fun. :7

[UTUSN]

11. Actually, the topic plus "alcoholism, anglophobia, socialism" is humorous n/t

[Mojambo]

12. Are they good lookin? n/t

[miscsoc]

14. the chinese girl who lives there is pretty enough

idk about her boyfriend, all i know is he is vigorous in bed

[miscsoc]

15. although he (mercifully) is lacking in stamina

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[SeattleGirl]

13. That's why I always lived on the top floor of any apartment

building I ever lived in.

[MiddleFingerMom]

16. One of my housemates brought a woman home last week...

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...and they were very obviously WIDE awake... ALL... NIGHT... LONG.
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She was, to say the LEAST...
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...extremely...
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...EXPRESSIVE.
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The next morning, he approached me sheepishly (do NOT go there) and
apologized and said he hoped the noise hadn't bothered me.
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I told him that when noise as JOYOUS and RAMBUNCTIOUS as THAT
bothers me in a bad way...
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...I will turn in my apocryphal "Man Card".
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And until you mentioned banging on the ceiling with a broom...
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...I was beginning to amuse (I said aMuse ) myself by wondering whether
you had the bottom bunk!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :freak:
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If you DO start banging on the ceiling with a broom, here's a tip.
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Do NOT do it in a steady rhythmic fashion -- you'll just excite them
further and make things worse.
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And remember that old saying: Loving well is the best revenge.
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[miscsoc]

17. I had a noisy girlfriend with a shared house

I'd be a little freaked out if her flatmate had ever said that he ENJOYED the sound.

[Robeson]

18. Can you pipe some of the sound to here?

[Haole Girl]

19. Are they finished yet?

:shrug:

[miscsoc]

20. seems so

maybe they read this post and decided to get the futon out

[SoxFan]

25. "Ooh yeah! Yeah!"CLANK PTIIING CRASH "OH SHIT! MY BACK!"

[miscsoc]

26. that's basically what it sounded like already

to be fair to the horny noisy bastards, it's pretty much impossible to do anything on the beds in these university flats without making a racket. the mattresses weigh about 300lb and you wake up with spring-bruises in the morning

[SoxFan]

21. Two words: Bagpipes

OK, that's kinda one word, but I think you see where I'm going with this.

Of course, if they're Dropkick Murphys fans, you'll have to try Tibetan religious chants or something...

[miscsoc]

23. i like the tibetan religious chant concept

imagine if every time you had sex you heard creepy chanting from below

[SoxFan]

24. Better yet

Find someone with DJ skills and do a Gregorian chant/Tibetan monk drum n bass remix.

On second thought, don't. I think I'll save that idea and use it to become a phenom at SXSW next year!

[BrklynLiberal]

22. This thread made me laugh out loud!!! Thanks. I needed that.

[Dr Morbius]

27. Sing to them. Yes, favor them with a serenade, loud as you can.

Vaiyo A-O!

Vaiyo A-O! A Home va ya ray.
Vaiyo A-Rah! Jerhume Brunnen G!

Vaiyo A-O! A Home va ya ray.
Vaiyo A-Rah! Jerhume Brunnen G!

Vaiyo A-O! A Home va ya ray.
Vaiyo A-Rah! Jerhume Brunnen G!
Vaiyo A-Rah! Jerhume Brunnen G!

:)