There's a possum on my porch.

[Orrex]

What are you going to do about it?

[miscsoc]

1. Call the big one bitey

[Coventina]

7. Beat me to it! n/t

[TZ]

2. Nothing

Have you seen the teeth on that thing? Mean little suckers. Had one sit in front of a sliding glass door and peer inside the house once...

[Iggo]

3. Turn the hose on him.

That's one thing that they hate that also makes them go away from you instead of towards you. Cause them little fuckers is badass.

[zanana1]

4. They like to eat the cat food I leave out on my porch for strays. nt

They never hurt anybody.

[cwydro]

5. There's a rooster in my yard.

I'm waiting to see if the iguana in the tree will take him on...

[struggle4progress]

6. I'm makin up fliers what says "All ya can eat home cookin!" with a map to yer place

and postin em near all the possum dens round heah

[piniongear]

8. Are you sure it not a cat?

[Orrex]

9. Holy moley, that's him!

Or his brother, at least.


Actually, we had a different possum on our porch a few months back. Well, it might have been the same one as last night, but in that case he's shrunk by about 30% since I last saw him.

[hayu_lol]

10. That is the only varmint that attempts to chew a hole in your...

tire as you run over them on the freeways.

Stay away from their teeth.

[LoveMyCali]

11. I used t work with a guy

that told a friend the animal that she couldn't identify on her porch was a possum because everyone knows, possums love porches. I guess he was right.

[Kali]

12. no sex threads

:patriot:

[snailly]

13. I'm just going to sit here on my ass. Thanks for asking!