How many butlers do you employ?

[LeftyFingerPop]

Poll question: How many butlers do you employ?

[cwydro]

1. Any person of any breeding whatsoever,

would have included the following:

When the Queen is visiting?

When the Duke and Duchess are visiting?

When the In-Laws are visiting?

What day of the week is it?

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. I will respond to this in more detail as soon as I can locate my "posting butler".

[cwydro]

5. I am still searching for my "polling butler"

and you will see a response when I find him.

I think that he is with the reposing maid, so I will return in a moment.

[BlueJazz]

4. Anybody with Less than 7 Butlers is simply Uncivilized.

[cwydro]

Perhaps,

But I think since I employ so many "ladies in waiting" that my butler population is difficult to maintain.

It is simply IMPOSSIBLE to find good help these days.

[sarge43]

8. And so declasse n/t

[yurbud]

3. you said BUTT! Huh huh, huh huh, huh huh...

[SoxFan]

6. Two

Richard and Tim

[MilesColtrane]

7. I hire Gerard Butler to walk around beside me so that I look more ripped in comparison.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

9. this above post requires a picture as proof and for comparison

and I have several valets. Does that count?

[MilesColtrane]

12. That was all CGI.

[spinbaby]

10. The correct number is one

You only have one butler. The butler manages the footmen. How many footmen you have depends on how many white horses pull your coach.

[MajorChode]

15. You sir, are apparently the only one couth enough to know the right answer

I would have expected much better from the Lounge.

[unpossibles]

11. just one, and since he's a cat he's kind of useless

more of a bathroom and kitchen attendant anyway.

[jp11]

13. I occasionally allow ants to eat my crumbs, but I pay them in crumbs, literally.

[Amaril]

14. Apparently *I* am the butler

My dogs wouldn't be caught dead scooping my poop whilst on our morning and evening constitutionals.

[Old Troop]

16. 3 butlers, 1 valet (a gentleman doesn't dress himself), 3 gardeners, 2 chaffeurs, 2 cooks

and a boy to take punishment for me.