Unhappy Hipsters - It's Lonely in the Modern World

[kentauros]

http://unhappyhipsters.com




The only activity that could combat the horror of the child’s clunky Ugg boots—organizing the upper shelves by color and size.

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Plywood: the only thing they could agree on.

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The idea of a plein-air shower off the living room had seemed so progressive.

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Wide-eyed by nature, the owls lamented that they weren’t better able to express the ocular trauma of this new turquoise monstrosity.

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[MiddleFingerMom]

1. That website...

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...is HILARIOUS!!!
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[kentauros]

2. You're welcome!

I just disturbed my cat with an outburst of uproarious laughter:





Under the cloak of darkness the tree crept closer, ready to ambush.


:rofl:

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. Your cat may surprise YOU with its...

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...outburst of laughter!!!
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[kentauros]

6. Although he's asleep on my feet right now,

I have my own form of "protection"...





He’d reached the inescapable point where nothing could penetrate his persistent depression.

[Heidi]

3. !!!

Excellent find! :thumbsup:

[velvet]

5. oh yes

Great find.

"He’d finally decided to eliminate the one thing that blemished
the uninterrupted expanse of concrete and plywood — himself."

:rofl:

[xchrom]

7. that was excellent. nt

[InternalDialogue]

8. A friend sent me that link a couple months ago.

My favorite remains:

"No time to marvel at his sheer luck: Larry just ran."

[Drunken Irishman]

9. This one was good...

Genghis was sorely disappointed to learn that breaking out of the white acrylic bubble was merely step one in his escape.

:rofl:

[MorningGlow]

10. Prizes for whoever nails the movie reference within five seconds of reading!

I wish the goblins would come and take you away. Right now.


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Filed under you remind me of the babe. what babe?

[InternalDialogue]

12. Labyrinth, of course

[MorningGlow]

15. Good work!

Have a donut. :donut:

[kentauros]

13. I have to wonder how many shots they took before they got it just right

with the person in the photo lined up with the kid :evilgrin:

[MorningGlow]

16. I know!

Especially a little kid. "Move over just a little...little more...nope, too much. You can have a cookie in a minute..." etc!

[Call Me Wesley]

11. Love it! Thanks for the link!

:hi:

[kentauros]

14. You're welcome!

I would guess you see a lot of unhappy hipsters in Switzerland, right? :P

[MrScorpio]

17. This one made me laugh

"It cost him a lot of money to look this predictable."

[Deep13]

18. It's waferboard, not plywood. Just sayin'.

:D

[kentauros]

19. Of course, at first glance, most people

are going to think and say "plywood". Then again, hipsters will have hipster friends and they'll all immediately think "waferboard" :P

As you get further into that site, they do seem to love their plywood, though ;)





His invitation to dine beneath the fragrant orange tree was made all the
more enticing by the seating choice: rough-hewn plywood box stools nestled
in a geometric gravel pit.