Grave robbers from Outer Space!

[MrScorpio]

Shocking!

Shocking, I tell you!

[edbermac]

1. The end is near!

Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown... the mysterious. The unexplainable. That is why you are here. And now, for the first time, we are bringing to you, the full story of what happened on that fateful day. We are bringing you all the evidence, based only on the secret testimony, of the miserable souls, who survived this terrifying ordeal. The incidents, the places. My friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty. Let us reward the innocent. My friend, can your heart stand the shocking facts of grave robbers from outer space?

My friend, you have seen this incident, based on sworn testimony. Can you prove that it didn't happen?

[MrScorpio]

2. Daaa-daaa-da-daaaa!

[hobbit709]

3. If that was their 9th plan, what were the first 8 like?

[TheManInTheMac]

5. Pretty sure one of them involved a Death Star

but Ed Wood thought that was a silly idea.

[TheManInTheMac]

4. I never made the connection before, but

I think THAT's where John McCain got that "My friends" crap.