Oh, my - a most hilarious (because it's incomprehensible) bit of online writing

[Rabrrrrrr]

From an Amazon discussion thread about fresh ground coffee versus canned mass-produced coffee:

http://www.amazon.com/tag/burr%20coffee%20grinder/forum/ref=cm_cd_tpop_ftr?_encoding=UTF8&cdForum=FxZQHWXQNXEVCQ&tagsDetail=tagsDetail&cdThread=Tx1MF33HNVPMREY

Third one down, Don Eylat:

preground coffee,particularly in spermrket are stale or stalerthbn you can imagine: stale for monthas even years in ome cases. my suggestion stayaway and grind your own. a night in your coffee naker hurts a little but not nearly as bad as ground by the soapmalers ans stored for no one knows for how long!

And make sure to read the replies and comments on that post.

[MiddleFingerMom]

1. "a night in your coffee naker hurts a little "

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What a load of bullshit.
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The nights I've spent naker in my coffee hurt a LOT !!!!
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[SeattleGirl]

3. Did you forget to wear protection?

:rofl:

[eyepaddle]

2. LOL (really!)

I like this reply:

"Will says:
Don, what language do you speak? Obviously, soapmalers do not buy coffee for their nakers in a spermbank. "

[TheManInTheMac]

4. moks prefuct sconce tteme.

[MilesColtrane]

5. Human beans.......wow.

[Sanity Claws]

6. That sounds like Sarah P

[rurallib]

7. this guy ain't worth a crap til that first cup of cofee.