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Glassunion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-07-10 07:56 PM
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Was playing poker with the guys. Politically incorrect.
We were sitting around the poker table, and we are a diverse group to say the least. Our makeup sounds like the start of a joke. We have one black guy(me), one old white guy(72), one young white guy(28), a Cuban, a Puerto Rican and an Asian(Vietnamese). We have been playing poker for years together.

The one thing that I love about the group is that we don't hold back with each other. We make raunchy jokes without barriers.

Tonight we started poking racist fun at one another by just saying punchlines without the joke. I must say, if you have not tried it, it makes for a great drinking game. I love acting like a kid sometimes.

The winning punchline I will not mention. What I'm interested on knowing, is do you ladies do the same type of thing when the guys are not around? I cannot imagine my wife doing anything of the sort when I am not around.
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madmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-07-10 08:17 PM
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1. OK where do I begin? There are 5 of us regulars and 2 other occasionals, we are
also very diverse, 2 Mexican, 3 black (2 of these are the occasionals) 2 white(Italian, both). We vary in age from 26 to over 60. We play cards but not poker, and YES we do get just as raunchy and off color as the guys. Alcohol is rarely involved BTW, mostly coffee and good food. We try to do this at least once a week, and yes you are right it is great fun to act up once in a while lol.


Also wanted to add, we are from very different religious persuasions also.
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Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-07-10 08:27 PM
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2. My step-father used to host a poker game every week
he has a very nice poker table in his den and everything. My Mother hated it beacause she had to make the snacks and such (ala roseanne).

My step-father gave up his poker games when he gave up cigars. He just can't play poker without a big ol' nice cigar.


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Glassunion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-07-10 08:38 PM
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3. So what you are saying. If all of you walked into a bar... The bartender would say
What is this some sort of joke?

I'm glad to hear that we share the same senses of humor. Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, but both planets have their share of raunchy friends.
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madmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-07-10 08:52 PM
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6. LOL, the bartender would probably kick us out for being too loud.
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-07-10 08:41 PM
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4. Ahem.
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Glassunion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-07-10 08:48 PM
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5. Nice. nt
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OmahaBlueDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-07-10 09:46 PM
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7. Politically correct and incorrect poker


Politically Correct



Politically Inorrect

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