Man arrested after attacking another at Olive Garden

[Swede]

No,really.

http://www.cbs12.com/news/garden-4727902-arrested-attacking.html

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

1. I've often said restaurants should ban children.

Not that I condone violence, but being a bachelor I can really relate. I have no difficulty with complaining to the manager when confronted with screaming brats and the adults who won't make an effort to control them.

[Ptah]

3. Police say Blankfield told them he did this because

the man's autistic child had disturbed his dining experience.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

4. One word.

Babysitter.

[MajorChode]

11. "When you're here, You're family" (just not your kids)

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

6. Well, no one ever says it's because their kid is bratty and obnoxious (n/m)

[petronius]

2. That's a pretty unrepentant mug shot he's got there

Looks like he can't wait to get out and do it again. Wonder if his endless salad bowl (or whatever OG has) will carry over until after he's bailed out... :shrug:

[flvegan]

5. A ruined "dining experience" at Olive Garden begins with eating.

Children acting up is just the blah icing on a rather blah cake.

[sakabatou]

7. With pitbulls?

[Bucky]

8. When I first read it I missed the word "at". So I figured there was a serial Olive Garden vandal

But he wasn't attacking the Olive Garden itself, I see. Phew.

[Robeson]

9. Was he circumcised?

[MajorChode]

10. From his mug shot, it doesn't appear so

It looks like his foreskin goes all the way up his neck. If he were to shave his head, he would look even more like a penis with ears.