Coming soon to a theatre near you!!!! (there will be no spoilers in the OP)

[MiddleFingerMom]

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MiddleFingerMom, LeftyFingerPop, and another yet-to-be-identified asshole
will star in a sequel to "The Human Centipede". A blockbuster instant clASSic
film that'll make you say, "Ew."
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Just "Ew".
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MiddleFingerMom, getting star credits, was able to choose his position in
this new atrocity. It may or may not be what you might naturally ASSume it
would be.
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Submitted for your approval... ... ...... ... "The Sockpuppet Centipede".
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[MiddleFingerMom]

1. kick n/t

[kayakjohnny]

2. That seems to have a slightly unsavory hygienic component to it.

Nothing further.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

3. can I please elect taterguy

may he assume the position, please.