My NEWEST Haiku - "She Flatlined My Heart"

Amerigo Vespucci

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Wed Aug-18-10 07:53 PM
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My NEWEST Haiku - "She Flatlined My Heart"

She flatlined my heart

Randolph Mantooth said "bag him...

...you copy, Rampart?"

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Gormy Cuss

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Wed Aug-18-10 08:30 PM
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1. You know, the lounge needed a haiku laureate.

:rofl:

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Amerigo Vespucci

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Wed Aug-18-10 08:33 PM
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2. I'm doing my best!

:rofl:

:toast:

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kimi

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Thu Aug-19-10 12:10 AM
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3. That's funny!!

I had such a crush on that guy way back in the - what, 70's? - eh, whenever. I was a kid.

Underoos, Ohio?? :rofl:

Excellent Haiku, btw!

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