Does your husband have TEH GAY?

[Sannum]

http://christwire.org/2010/08/is-my-husband-gay/

:rofl:

The line has been so blurred, I can't figure out if this is satire or not! :spray:

[KamaAina]

1. Well, if I had one, he would

seeing I'm male. :P

[EOTE]

2. Damn, site's blocked by my company's firewall.

Reason: tasteless. I wonder what could be so tasteless about christ on a wire.

[Taverner]

4. The whole site?

[EOTE]

10. Yep. I'm guessing it's a christy website, so I'm not really sure why. NT

[spinbaby]

22. Mine, too

I'll have to check it out at home.

[Taverner]

3. That is insidious - and yes, I think its all too real

Granted, I was fooled by the 'Kelley' of The Onion - but a look at the site and they seem pretty hard core.

Then again, I may be wrong. I was before.

[Taverner]

5. It may not be: I get this when I go to www.christwire.org

Service Temporarily Unavailable

The server is temporarily unable to service your request due to maintenance downtime or capacity problems. Please try again later.
Apache Server at www.christwire.org Port 80

[City of Mills]

6. Informative article

I'm straight, but since I've been going to the gym I've been participating in extra long group showers and every now and then, we have a quick circle jerk session because all the serious bodybuilders tell me, it's a secret to release extra testosterone after a workout and...wait...are you telling me that's not common?

Awkward! :wow:

[Taverner]

7. DUzy Award winner here!

[City of Mills]

8. Who hasn't heard of the clean and jerk technique?

It sounded legit? Damn, what do I do now, say 100 hail marys or something??? Kneel before christ? A little help here!

[Taverner]

9. Nothing! But you have to admit, there's something DUzy-ish about it.

[lukasahero]

21. Damn I knew I should have stopped drinking

before I got to the end of your post.

(lah scurries off to find a paper towel to clean her monitor...)

:rofl:

[6000eliot]

11. Yes, he does. But so do I.

[Deep13]

12. Too good to pass up.

"1) Secretive late night use of cellphones and computers
Porn addiction is closely associated with homosexuality ...."

Um, no it's not.

"2) Looks at other men in a flirtatious way
When you’re out in public, does he spend too much time looking at other men? Is he fond of winking at people? Does he get visibly upset when someone does not return a compliment about his physical appearance?"

Truman Capote wasn't THAT gay. Maybe if you you take Paul Lynde, Barney Frank and John Inman together you might end up with someoen who acts like that, MAYBE.

"3) Feigning attention in church and prayer groups
Have you noticed a lack of interest in spiritual issues?"

That means he's BORED OUT OF HIS FUCKING SKULL.

"4) Overly fastidious about his appearance and the home
Natural men have a certain amount of grit about them. They sweat and they smell."

Here in the blue states, we also use soap.

"5) Gym membership but no interest in sports"

Right, so watching sports where men are running around in tight outfits grabbing each other is NOT gay.

"6) Clothes that are too tight and too “trendy”"

Mine are too tight because I'm so goddamn fat.

"7) Strange sexual demands
... this is clearly an indication of deep emotional abnormalities."

Right, because straight guys never have emotional problems.

"8) More interested in the men than the women in pornographic films"

I'm curious now just what kind of porn is acceptable to Fundies. Is there some kind of Disney porn?

"9) Travels frequently to big cities or Asia"

Um, Asia? LOL! Hey Honey, I'm just making a quick stop in Asia on my way home! Maybe it was the heat of the moment.

"10) Too many friendly young male friends
...Do they exchange expensive, personal gifts like scarves or cologne?"

Jesus Christ! Where are these people getting their information? Scarves? He's either gay or he's Dr. Who!

"11) Sassy, sarcastic and ironic around his friends
.... excessive back talk and speaking with one’s hands."

Either that or he's French. Just as bad for the Fundy marriage really.

"12) Love of pop culture"

When I was in college and was sometimes home in the afternoon, I was shocked to find that some of my friends were regular viewers of General Hospital. I knew because I recognized some of the references they made. They drew the line when I said I liked the film Dirty Dancing. Soap operas? Okay. Patrick Swayze? That was right out!

"13) Extroverted about his bare chest in public
Does he go shirtless in the back yard or at picnics when other men are around?"

That only means he's not a Mormon.

"14) Sudden heavy drinking"

You mean sudden heavy drinking of something that doesn't come out of a can and tastes like piss.

"15) Ladies, have you dated men in the past who turned out to be gay?"

Ladies, are you secretly recruiting guys into the homosexual agenda? You might be the problem!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[tourivers83]

13. Girl on Girl?

Wonderful post, but the only pornographic films I watch are girl on girl. What does this mean?:hide:

[Deep13]

20. It means you are making the baby Jesus cry.

:evilgrin:

[mzteris]

14. That list would have been of no help to me -

my first husband - who turned out to have teh gay - would not have fit a single one of those stereotypes!!

Oh - wait - okay - one. Evidently he did like the men in porn he watched in college better than the women, but we never watched porn together so I didn't know about that until later.

[quakerboy]

15. Satire

Check the supposed authors face book. Under TV shows. Jersey Shore. Also under friends, a good number that appear to be fairly obvious cross dressers. And one name "gay camaney" pictured as shot of junk in pink underwear. And another named Jesus, showing off a chiseled bod and Tidy Whites. Furthermore... "Special Leader of Christian Camping Trips for Hearty Teens! Inquire Within!"

The article itself is not determinative. But Given follow up info, I say satire, well played.

[WillParkinson]

16. My husband is totally gay!

And I'm so grateful for it. I'm not sure I'd like sleeping with a straight man.

[BillStein]

17. you stole my line, Will!

tho' my husband doesn't fit the stereotypes

[xchrom]

18. if he doesn't send him to my house - i can fix that. nt

[TreasonousBastard]

19. Can't be real with stephensonbigotfucker posting there and..

stories about rabbits raping cats, pandagators, and cats sneaking in unhooking bras to get at milksacks and sintreats.

[Mad_Dem_X]

23. My workplace blocked this site.

It is categorized as Tasteless. :shrug: