MST3K fans. What are your favorite episodes?

[bif]

I've been streaming them on Netflix and just watched "The Final Sacrifice". One of the best ever. Lots of Canada jokes. What are your faves?

[lazarus]

1. Alien From LA is my all time fave

even though it's a Mike episode, and I'm a Joel fan. It's a hilariously bad movie from the 80s, and they're savage. Kathy Ireland is a horrible actor, the plotting doesn't make sense, the acting overall is way over the top. Just a great movie for the guys.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

2. That's the Rowsdauer episode, right? Easily one of the top ten.

[sakabatou]

3. Space Mutiny

[Deep13]

4. I don't know if this will help, but ho-ho-ho. nt

[TheMightyFavog]

7. Slab Bulkhead

Fridge Largemeat
Punt Speedchunk
Butch Deadlift
Bold Bigflank

Splint Chesthair
Flint Ironstag
Bolt VanderHuge
Thick McRunFast
Blast Hardcheese

Buff Drinklots
Slab
Hunk
Flink
Trunk Slamchest

Fist Rockbone
Stump Beefknob
Smash Lampjaw
Punch Rockgroin
Buck Plankchest

Stump Chunkman
Dirk Hardpec
Rip Steakface
Slate Slabrock
Crud Bonemeal

Rip Slagcheek
Punch Sideiron
Gristle McThornBody
Slake Fistcrunch
Buff Hardback

Bob Johnson
Blast Thickneck
Crunch Buttsteak
Slab Squatthrust
Lump Beefbroth

Touch Rustrod
Reef Blastbody
Big McLargeHuge
Smoke Manmuscle
Pete Punchbeef

Pack Blowfist
Roll Fizzlebeef

[Common Sense Party]

8. I'm dying here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFHlJ2voJHY

[sarge43]

26. Don't forget to count the railing deaths. n/t

[suzbaby]

49. Seconded! (nt)

[joeybee12]

5. Cave Dwellers is up there...

one of my favorite lines, though, is from Werewolf. "I see a lot of stupid people being born as a result of this party."

[sarge43]

33. That line could be a great motto for the Republican party. n/t

[joeybee12]

34. Well, the bots were talking about a meeting of Young republicans where

alcohol was flowing freely...so...

[sarge43]

35. Yeah, you have to be shit faced to do a Repub. n/t

[TheMightyFavog]

6. The Giant Spider Invasion has a place in my heart...

Because a number of the scenes were shot at my Alma Mater, University of Wisconsin-Stevens Point. There's an exterior shot of the science building (Obviously taken from across Fourth Street from the roof of the Berg Gymnasium), scenes shot in the basement of the Science Building, and in some of the Labs of the Scince Building

[Deep13]

10. Pork vacuum...

...I mean Sheriff.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

37. Is that the one...

where there's a couple of people fiddling around with a geiger counter in the middle an empty field?

[Deep13]

9. I wish Puma Man didn't fly like a moron. nt

[realisticphish]

14. "I'll go mess up, and you save me"

[Amerigo Vespucci]

11. Virtually NONE of my favorites have made it to DVD.

ALL-TIME favorite is "Outlaw" ("Outlaw of Gor") with Jack Pallance. I have this on VHS.

SECOND favorite is "Horror of Party Beach"...I have the restored, uncensored, non-MST3K version of that on DVD, and the MST3K version on VHS.

THIRD favorite is "War of the Colossal Beast"...I have this on DVD, and the MST3K version on VHS.

[realisticphish]

15. Cabbot! Cabbot! Cabbot! Cabbot! Cabbot!

"Hello, there Eulabelle, just arrived by riverboat"
SODIUM!!!

[Amerigo Vespucci]

16. "Kill him...kill him...kill him..."

"Outlaw" has gotta be my all-time #1 favorite, regardless of the "Joel versus Mike" debate. Front to back, it was a perfect episode.

The other two did what MST3K did best...sat back and enjoyed a "so bad it was good" classic film and made it a little bit better.

:toast:

[realisticphish]

17. "you'd get a free drink at the Pullman..."

"he looks like a happy pig!"

[Amerigo Vespucci]

20. "...and...DISMOUNT!"

Maybe the best line in that episode.

:rofl:

[realisticphish]

21. "you disgusting WORM!"

apparently, this episode won a 1993 Peabody

[mikeytherat]

12. The Screaming Skull, Horror at Party Beach, Quest of the Delta Knights,

The Thing that Couldn't Die, The Touch of Satan

mikey_the_rat

[realisticphish]

13. Quest of the Delta Knights,

Horror at Party Beach
Lost Continent
Pod People
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Girl's Town
Outlaw
Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
The Skydivers
Manos: The Hands of Fate
Teenage Strangler
The Starfighters (Poopy suit!)
The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed-Up Zombies
Agent From H.A.R.M.
Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
Puma Man
Hobgoblins
The Touch of Satan
Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
Boggy Creek II
The Girl in Gold Boots
Track of the Moon Beast


Not in any particular order. I have every single available episode (a few early K eps are missing; as far as anyone knows, they are completely gone). I also have a cam recording of the MST3K pilot, which Joel showed at a convention some years ago.

Generally, I'm a fan of Mike more than Joel. Joel has some classic episodes, but the movie choices are different later; you can only take so many Gamera vs X or Godzilla vs X before it gets boring.

[REP]

18. DEEP HURTING

[Patsy Stone]

19. Girlstown.

It's a Mike episode. Mamie Van Doren, Mel Torme, Paul Anka. Genius.

Also, Catalina Caper. Tom Servo falls for one of the girls in the movie, who they name "Creepy Girl", and it culminates in the three bots and Joel singing a Doo Wop song about her. That one also had an unexplained cameo by Little Richard.

Mr. B-Natural and Posture Pals are two of my favorite shorts.

[realisticphish]

22. "Paul Anka's beefy security nuns step in"

[Patsy Stone]

23. "Is there anything I can do to help, sister?"

"Yeah! Quit showing up!"

Every line is priceless. "Careful! That's where my velvet fog emanates from."

[realisticphish]

24. "How many martinis will sir be downing this evening?"

"Paul is back from fighting Nazis on the moon!"

*waitress in short shorts walks past*"WOW! Look at how cheap frankfurters were then!"

[Patsy Stone]

25. "This means we're married, right?!?"

"It's not prison, dear." "It's just the Catholic Church."

"Here's a table for you and your jailbait."

"It's a tasteful little number that says, "Look at THIS!"

Okay, now I need to go watch it. Thanks a lot! :)

[Iggo]

31. Come on, guys! I haven't left work yet!

:rofl:

[realisticphish]

32. Giagantor...

[Patsy Stone]

38. LOL

I actually say that a lot in real life.

"Mamie sabotages the sisters' Seder by planting multiple afikomens."

[realisticphish]

39. "You speak slang!"

"Open up, I'm Mel Torme"

[Patsy Stone]

40. Right now

this guy's replaying the date in his mind. Where did I go wrong?

[realisticphish]

43. "Earl's Town!"

*The Platters finish performing*
"Great job, now out the back"

[Patsy Stone]

45. "Romulans!"

[realisticphish]

46. "Aikman slips out of the pocket, and he's a cupcake"

"Mel looks like a youthful Jabba the Hutt"

[sarge43]

27. Prince of Space. I like it very much. n/t

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

36. "Paging Mr Herman. Mr. Herman, you have a telephone call at the front desk."

Kills me every time.

[SoxFan]

28. Catalina Caper

The Creepy Girl Song alone elevates it to classic status:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv0S2gzcEeU

[Patsy Stone]

42. ...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=9471164&mesg_id=9471377

:thumbsup:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

29. Can somebody I.D. an episode for me based on a single joke?

It was before the move to Sci Fi. It was a whodunit, not a sci fi or monster movie.

And there was a cop or P.I. driving down the freeway, passing a sign, and one of the MST3K guys says "Food... Gas... Lodging... MURDER!"

[realisticphish]

48. hmmm

do you remember anything else about the plot? Not ringing a bell yet

Maybe Radar Secret Service?

[Iggo]

30. 'Amazing Colossal Man' or 'War Of The Colossal Beast'.

I can't remeber which one, but the line was:

"He just passed a truck on the highway. No. I mean, he just PASSED A TRUCK on the highway!"

:rofl:

[Amerigo Vespucci]

50. "Oh no...WE SMELL LIKE BREAD!"

:rofl:

:toast:

[Blue_Tires]

41. A Case of Spring Fever

but there are so many others...

and not ONE mention of Mr. B-Natural?

[realisticphish]

47. I bought my sister a t-shirt

that had coily on it and said "No Springs!"

I wanted one that said "Coily's army of darkness" but couldn't find one...

[Ikonoklast]

44. Fuck me to tears, I'm dyin' here!

"Chicks love big ducks, let's face it."

"Did his head just turn into a big sucker?"

"Don't worry, he's as gentle as a kitten." "Yeah, a big, bald, deranged kitten that could snap your neck like celery!"

[Orrex]

51. Devil Fish is a winner for me

[kimi]

52. I know someone

Who used this as his video for an Air Force Safety Training Day.

Kills me every time. His superiors were NOT pleased, but the enlisted guys fell all over themselves laughing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvhskXf_5XU

[krispos42]

53. "Hey! Have a massive coronary on your own time!"

:rofl:

"This is terrible! He died minutes before his time!"

:rofl:

[Supply Side Jesus]

54. Devil Doll...."ya..what is it Ron...oh I mean 'the great vorelli"

SLEEP!
"the name 'great vorelli' isn't exactly what you might think...."

[SalmonChantedEvening]

55. The Day the Earth Froze

Let's go surfin' now, even Sven's learnin' how...

Wish they all could be Norwegian Girls. :)

"Can the balloon juice Gramps, we're outta here!"