Gov. Jan Brewer of Arizona has passed legislation negating the results of the Miss Universe Pageant

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...in the hopes that the Federal government will step up to the plate
and intervene.
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Gov. Brewer stated, "Obviously, the alleged "winner" crossed borders
from Mexico to get into this country... and we here in the great State
of Arizona think there should be an investigation as to whether her
means of entry were legal. We'd also like to see her birth certificate
to prove she was actually BORN in Mexico."
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Declaring the normal runner-up process invalid ("Everybody KNOWS about
Jamaicans," she said.), she asserted that there are "countless AMERICAN
girls who are much more deserving of the title... and declared herself
the winner -- posting what her handlers claim is her official Inauguration
Ball photo.
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When reached for comment, Donald Trump would only say that his only
contact with the governor was hours ago, when she invited him to dance
the night away at an anti-mosque demonstration at Ground Zero.
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1. kick

[Kali]

2. eewww

need to change her sash to say Phoenix or something

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. Thought about it, but that would imply I thought she and/or ehr staff...

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...was anything less than ignant/incompetent.
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Decided against it (save me time and effort, too).
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[UTUSN]

4. Bwah-HAH and welcome back from your surgery!1 n/t