Real life Meet the Fockers taking place at our place this weekend

[tularetom]

Our granddaughter is bringing her new boyfriend to meet us all. She is a sweet kid and the only real Democrat in this effed up family besides Grandma and myself but she's made some terrible choices when it comes to men. She's so nice and so vulnerable that she is constantly getting taken advantage of. Nevertheless she swears this guy is different and we'll all like him if we just give him a chance.

Well, all the women in the family are ready to attack this poor bastard. Her grandmother (mrs. tulareom), her mother (our daughter), her sister, and her aunt (our daughter in law) have been on the phone with each other every night for the past week planning the ambush. I've never met the guy but he really doesn't know WTF he's getting into. I'm going to get hold of him before he gets thrown to the wolves and take him out in the pasture to shoot some beer cans off fence posts and try to warn him what to look forward to.

After that, he's on his own. If he does anything to hurt her, I'll break his neck.

[seabeyond]

1. he really doesn't know WTF he's getting into.

that is so funny. do let us know what happens. have had it in my family when niece brings over the guy, i call all family in for dinner, and guy is sat next to me. so really funny. can't wait to hear the story.

[RandomThoughts]

2. I hope she is ok, and you do not choose to hurt him.

It is bad when people hurt each other.