Any FUNNY menopause stories?... ... ... ... Anyone?... ... ... ...Anyone?... ... ... ... Bueller?

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[triguy46]

1. My wife and her compadres joke about having...

personal heat waves.

[Lil Missy]

11. power surges

;)

[cwydro]

2. I would truly love to hear a funny menopause story.

I got a story for you today...but it was NOT funny.

Fuck this shit.

I would truly love to hear from other women though. This shit is a bitch!

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. Sorry, cwydro...

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... for whatever and ALL that you're having to go through right now.
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[MiddleFingerMom]

5. Although there might be some out there...

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...I was being facetious about the "funny" stories, folks.
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That's the point of that Subject line.
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Although the PICTURE and caption are funny -- there's nothing
funny about what a LOT of you have to go through -- I certainly
wasn't making light of THAT.
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[LiberalAndProud]

7. It's not fun, is it?

I'm through the worst, I think, maybe. At least the hot flashes have subsided. I'm not sure if the hormones have stabilized, because these days it's hard to know if the mood swings are due to internal or external factors.

Here's a time capsule for you.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=325&topic_id=1218&mesg_id=1218

[cwydro]

14. Thank you for that.

Going to check out the website someone referenced in there too.

[Redstone]

3. Given what Mrs R went through, I can't think of ANYTHING funny.

Sorry about that. You're just going to have to ride it out, I'm sorry to have to tell you.

Redstone

[nolabear]

6. Oh, I have a funny one about.....oh, wait......what?

[SwampG8r]

8. yeah...

i will get the wife to tell me one and be right back with it

[MiddleFingerMom]

13. WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!!!!!!

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Wear LOTS of protective gear.
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Hell... wear lots of OVERprotective gear.
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Good luck. And goodbye.
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[CaliforniaPeggy]

9. My dear MiddleFingerMom!

Um...

nevermind...

[Inchworm]

10. Your dots make me feel like I'm being cheated

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:)

[MiddleFingerMom]

12. Sorry... you know the old saying -- No pain... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... no pain. n/t

[zanana1]

15. There's a great menopause message board called...

power-surge.com I love it; not too serious and you can get some great info from their message board.

[lillypaddle]

16. Yeah, I was hotter than shit for an entire year

and then I gained a gazillion pounds. Hysterical stuff. :hi:

[HipChick]

17. This is the funniest story ever..so

everyone keeps telling me I'm in the throes of menopause
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Which is funny, because I only have one symptom, Aunt Flo doesn't know when to leave
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Then a few weeks ago, she took off unexpectedly
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Other symptoms now point to me being pregnant,it would be my first..
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I so do hope Mother Nature is just playing a trick on me
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'cos I aint exactly laughing

[sarge43]

18. No stories -- court order

A friend once said it's going through puberty backwards.

[applegrove]

19. I once sold one of those battery operated fans to a lady who was having a hot flash. Does that

count? She was really sweating in the middle of the airport.