Top Five Regrets of Dying Cats

[Boojatta]

1. I should have spent more time catching mice.

2. I should have spent more time sleeping.

3. I should have said "meow" to express my feelings more often, instead of being reserved to keep peace with others.

4. I shouldn't have been so resistant to herding and I shouldn't have allowed a busy lifestyle to limit my contact with other cats.

5. I should have learned from hyenas and people to laugh, instead of being so glum and serious all the time.

[hunter]

1. I didn't eat that damned parrot.

:grr:

[jobycom]

2. I should have used that dusty box less. They'd have cleaned it up for me.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

3. I should have had ten lives instead of nine.

[begin_within]

4. Is this some kind of copycat thread?

[Gormy Cuss]

5. That OP may be your finest work ever in the Lounge.

:toast:

I think this should be one of the major regrets:

"I shouldn't have used the litter box. Peeing in sinks and on cushions is much more satisfying, as is leaving odiferous, steaming piles in hidden corners of the living room.

[Ikonoklast]

6. Dumbest post in DU history.

Cats regret NOTHING.


EVER.



Every cat that ever existed would do it all over again, exactly as they pleased just like the first time, and never look back for an instant.

[stray cat]

7. I should have attacked and eaten my owner?