Man dies mysteriously in porn booth...

[TheMightyFavog]

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/metropolitan/7223255.html

Police are investigating the death of a man whose body was found locked in a video booth at an adult book store on U.S. 59 in northeast Houston the day after he was seen entering the business.

Brodrick S. White, 35, of Houston, was discovered Tuesday afternoon at the novelty store in the 15500 block of the Eastex Freeway near East Sam Houston Parkway about 2 p.m., police said.

Police said White was pronounced dead at the scene, but his body showed no obvious signs of trauma.

The Harris County Institute of Forensic Sciences is expected to perform an autopsy to determine White's cause of death.



WYATT FUCKING EARP!!!

[rug]

1. I wouldn't want to clean up that crime scene.

[TK421]

5. Hell of a way to go though, right?

especially if you're right in the middle of...you know, it

[Taverner]

8. Sounds better than some I've heard of

I had a friend who did crime scene cleanup, hazmat certified and everything.

He had to clean brains out of families' front porch on many occasion.

You see...shotgun sandwich gives you, well, you know...

[HopeHoops]

2. DAMN! I WONDERED what had happened to Larry Craig.

[pokerfan]

3. So... he came and went at the same time?

Nothing like going out with a bang.

"Goodbye, friends. I never thought I'd die like this. But I always really, really hoped."
Phillip J. Fry

[joeybee12]

15. Bwah-ha-ha-ha!

Wait, that's what he did really do!

[Frosty1]

16. He was

huffing and puffing and panting and blowing. I thought he was coming but I guess he was going.
:evilgrin:

[panader0]

4. No obvious signs of trauma?

He was probably jacked raw. Oh, and if you ever drop a quarter in one of those booths, don't pick it up.

[Skittles]

6. SCHEDULING PANADER0 FOR ASS KICKING

TMI

[mtowngman]

7. He was in there from 8:30 Monday night

until 2:30 Tuesday afternoon?:puke: :puke:

[Lucian]

9. I'm guessing he died of a heart attack.

[dimbear]

10. Parents: love your children?

Don't give them the initials BS. No wonder he was alone and desperate.

[MiddleFingerMom]

11. I wanna see...

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[underseasurveyor]

12. My guess

Severe Dehydration

:evilgrin:

[MilesColtrane]

13. "novelty store"?

What, did they sell itching powder and fake rubber vomit too?

[meow2u3]

14. All I can say is this....

First he'd come and now he's gone :evilgrin:

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

17. CSI needs to check for DNA

Maybe there's some evidence in that booth.

:hi:

[Manifestor_of_Light]

18. Insert "glory hole" joke here:

:evilgrin:

[nolabear]

19. Veni, vidi, vici, not necessarily in that order.