Florida man denies cocaine found in his buttocks is his

[pdx_prog]

Oct 4, 9:09 PM EDT

Fla. man denies cocaine found in buttocks is his

BRADENTON, Fla. (AP) -- When sheriff's deputies allegedly discovered a bags of marijuana and cocaine between a man's buttocks, they said he gave a quick explanation. Manatee County deputies said Raymond Stanley Roberts told them "The white stuff is not mine, but the weed is."

Deputies stopped the 25-year-old Wednesday in Bradenton for speeding. Officers said they smelled marijuana and searched him. That's when they allegedly found a bag of marijuana between Roberts' buttocks.

Officers then discovered another bag in there; the report said it contained 27 pieces of rock cocaine.




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[pdx_prog]

1. I want to know....

just how big this guy's buttocks really were....

[HopeHoops]

2. I believe him. I'm always finding illegal drugs shoved up my butt with no idea where they came from

Every day stuff, that.

:rofl:

[raccoon]

3. Thanks, I needed a good laugh. nt

[HopeHoops]

7. WHAT?!?!?

:shrug:

[In_The_Wind]

4. protest your innocence

no matter how guilty you are :rofl:

[Orsino]

5. Thanks. I'd been wondering where I left it. n/t

[davsand]

6. That'd have to be a PRETTY GOOD friend.

I'm just sayin...



Laura

[Parche]

8. I heard he made a real A$$ of himself when searched....

:hi:

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

9. Butt of course!

I let select friends choose where to store different drugs in my ass crack based on federal drug laws as well.

[Parche]

15. mexican food is still ick

:rofl::rofl::hug:

[foxfeet]

10. It wasn't just cocaine; it was crack.

[hayu_lol]

11. Would have saved himself a lot of trouble if he had just...

learned to fart on demand like most kids do.

[foxfeet]

16. There's always the fire danger. . .

at least with some of my high school classmates.

[sarge43]

12. If he had just hitched his jeans up over the ass crack, he'd gotten away with a speedng bust.

But we're talkin' Bradenton FL, more likely Plant City. They can't wear their pants any other way except with the smiley face.

[Jamastiene]

13. I have a hard time believing he didn't know that stuff was there.

Then again, maybe everyone doesn't feel if something is there. I don't know. I would know.

[elleng]

14. 'Never touch the stuff!'

:rofl:

[KurtNYC]

17. So it wasn't his cocaine but it was his crack ?

just the facts Ma'am, just the facts.

[Inchworm]

18. Crack kills!

...local joke :)

:hi:

[madinmaryland]

19. DON'T TUTCH THE BUT, OFFICER!!

[Lil Missy]

20. This happens to me all the time.

[petronius]

21. I don't see what's so funny about this: the guy found a bag of rocks, didn't know

who it belonged to, so naturally he stuffed it in his rear for safekeeping. Y'all don't do that? :shrug:

[Rochester]

22. I can just see the headline.. "Police find crack in man's butt"