As a liberal, I can't decide if I'm more excited about forced abortions, forced gay marriage,

[Rabrrrrrr]

or death panels.

They all give me a woody.

Help me decide! Please!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

1. Trifecta

orgasm

[gratuitous]

2. Sharia law, of course

Get with the program, comrade!

[jmm]

3. I love having a Kenyan, Socialist, Muslim, Atheist president! (n/t)

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. That's Muslim, Atheist, left-wing black liberationist radical Christian.

Don't forget that part.

[joeybee12]

7. Didn't you forget Black Panther? n/t

[kentauros]

5. You need to add "Forced Fire Protection"

:P

[petronius]

6. It's a small thing, but outlawing the phrase "Merry Christmas!" is the policy

that always makes me proud to be a leftist...

[LynneSin]

8. We're only going to force pregnant gay witches to marry and then make them abort

nuff said!

:sarcasm:

[NewJeffCT]

9. Don't forget flag burning and gun-grabbing

not to mention, children being indoctrinated into the radical secular socialist agenda by Barack Obama telling them to study hard.

[Bucky]

17. I've never been able to burn a flag because my Zippo uses fossil fuels...

also, I'm too busy "grabbing my gun".

[Lil Missy]

10. What about forced food stamps?

[Bucky]

18. No, those will only be good for buying soft drinks and medical marijuana

both of which are made by al-Qaeda

[PeaceNikki]

11. I am putting death panels up in my rec room.

It's going to rock.

[SOteric]

12. I suspect

forcing gay box turtles to marry, then forcing them to abort their gay box turtle unborn babies or face death panels is the politically correct answer.

Either way, it's your duty as a good liberal to find a way to tax them into the poorhouse while your forcing them into a lifestyle of evilness and devil worship. If we had a poorhouse. We did have a poorhouse. Fannie Mae foreclosed on it last year.

[Heidi]

13. Rabrrrrrr, with careful time management, we can enjoy each item on the liberal agenda!

[Akoto]

14. I'm looking forward to this year's war on Christmas! n/t

[Bucky]

19. After Sharia law is established, we'll have to switch over to the war on Ramadan.

[RZM]

15. I've always thought of the death penalty as

'retroactive abortion.' But I'm going to have to go with forced gay marriage -- as it's the only one that's fundamentally positive :)

[Bucky]

16. If I'm forced into a forced gay marriage, I think I'll request Bruce Willis

For the record... I secretly suspect he's a bottom.

[Deep13]

20. For me, confiscation of Bibles makes me giddy with excitment!

After all, the only legitimate object of worship is the communist state. Hail Stalin! :patriot: