Abuse the Force, Luke!!!

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[RZM]

1. I think the 'pulling the remote'

share could be as high as 90 + percent if you expanded it to getting/manipulating an item while feeling lazy, such as turning on/off the lights, getting another beer, or just about anything. Sad to say, I think that would even trump the sexual mind tricks.

[Bucky]

3. Actually...

I've always called it "pulling the remote"

[HopeHoops]

2. I'd primarily use it to deal with DWY drivers by shoving that damn cell phon up their asses.

[Bucky]

4. Um...

You'd get arrested for that.

[HopeHoops]

5. And how would they prove I did it?

[Bucky]

6. Guh! You just posted a confession on the internet.

Anyway, lots of sexual assailants eventually feel remorse for their crimes and come forward to confess of their own accords. Perhaps you too can go through this spiritual growth. I will pray for you.

[HopeHoops]

7. Actually, that would be filed under "public service".

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. Can you (owwie)...

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...hear me now?
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[MiddleFingerMom]

9. JUST now found this...

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[nolabear]

10. That is the most "guy" thing I've ever seen.

That sucker would be cleaning hell out of some toilets and yanking the calories out of Fran's Chocolate Covered Caramels with Smoked Salt Sprinkles if it was left up to me. Oh, and there's that thing about all the children of the world joining hands and singing songs of peace, too.

[MiddleFingerMom]

11. I'm a guy... but you just made me wet... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...

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..."Fran's Chocolate Covered Caramels with Smoked Salt Sprinkles"
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