ok this is funny ...

[littlewolf]

My SEIKO watch in to get a new battery ... it is one of the LCD liquid crystal Diode ...
the girl behind the counter at the SEIKO watch company store told me they could not
repair it (new battery) because it was not a SEIKO ... when I pointed to the watch face
clearly saying SEIKO ... she got the manager saying that she had never seen a watch
like it before .... the manager (an older gentleman) told her "that is because my dear ...
the watch is older then you are." I almost died laughing .....
anyway ... it tickled me .... hope you like it ....

[rrneck]

1. Aging has its liabilities,

but it has its payoffs too. The perspective of having been around for a long time can be a pleasure.

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. Went to the bank once, carrying a CD...

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...and the teen-something teller at the counter said, "Oh, you bought a CD."
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I told her that I had just found it at the county library and it was a
collection of 1920's - 1930's guitar blues musicians... one of my
FAVORITE types of music.
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"Gee," she bubbled perkily... ... ... ... "you don't look that old."
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(mumblemumblemumble)"my damn money"(mumblemumblemumble)"...ippersnapper!!".
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