Ask The Lounge.

[rug]

Here, all questions will be answered.

Unlike ATA threads, it is open for all to reply.

[kentauros]

1. This question is for CaliforniaPeggy:

What will happen to me if I come in here with the intent not to stir the shit but to drink the bongwater?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. My dear kentauros!

The heavens will open, the divine light will shine unto you, and you will know peace, my child!

Thanks for asking!

:P

[kentauros]

4. ~!~

:rofl:




Okay, your turn to post a question }(

[OneGrassRoot]

33. LOL!

:rofl:

:hug:

[rug]

2. This question is for HeyHey:

How did you even get weasel shit coffee in Beijing?

[mzteris]

5. what happened

to the old days?

the old crowd?

the Friday nights that were full of fun and flirting and funny stories?

I miss that. A lot.

[madinmaryland]

6. WQhy cant i smoke a joint to a preply??

:smoke:

[kayakjohnny]

7. Now we're talking!!!

:smoke:

[madinmaryland]

8. Dude, stop bogarting that joint and pass it around!!

:smoke:

[kayakjohnny]

9. Ooops!.... sorry....

:evilgrin:

[pacalo]

10. Is MiddleFingerMom *really* a man, or just pretending to be one?

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13. You cannot assume just because of the periods.

[MiddleFingerMom]

21. Either "I've got 'spurs' that jingle jangle jingle" OR "I'll answer that question WITH a jingle."

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Sometimes I feel like two nuts.
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Sometimes I don't.
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All li'l boys got nuts.
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Moms don't.
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I hope I've made things a little clearer.
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[kentauros]

22. What you've made clear is that I have a question for MiddleFingerMom:

Do you have a question for another Lounge Lizard?

[MrScorpio]

11. If up is down and left is right, what's diagonal? nt

[rug]

12. After conferring, the Lounge has reached a consensus.

[kentauros]

19. So you found 'x'?

But why is it spelled "hypotenuse"?

[Dr. Strange]

44. It's Greek.

hypo means "highway patrol"
ten means "ten" (which makes sense, because the hypotenuse of most right triangles turns out to have a length of ten)
use means "to mess with"

[rug]

14. This question is for Taverner;

What is a polyp?

[pacalo]

15. Ooh, ooh, ooh -- can anyone answer?

A "pa" with a lot of sass.

[datasuspect]

16. testicles?

[rug]

29. I vote yes.

[Swede]

17. Why are there school?

:shrug:

[rug]

30. To have a convenient place to inculcate socialism

[Canuckistanian]

18. Why does it hurt when I pee?

I've searched for answers, even listened to alternative musical artists from the 70s, but there is no relief.

[datasuspect]

20. i just got over the clap

man, you don't want that shit.

santa loved an unclean woman.

[MiddleFingerMom]

27. Just sayin'...

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[petronius]

48. You know, I'm oddly reassured to know that I'm not the only one to have taken a picture like that

Of course, in my flaming toilet pic, there's also a jack-o-lantern in there (don't ask)...

[Fire Walk With Me]

23. WHY can't we have a UFO forum?

[rug]

36. You're in it.

[Inchworm]

38. -ducks-

Who keeps throwing stuff?!?

:hide:

:hi:

[Fire Walk With Me]

39. ...

[Aristus]

24. Why don't the Admins make Iwantmycountryback's picture of Alan Grayson

with the tagline "Alan Grayson will fuck your shit up" a mandatory sig line for every DU-er?

[rug]

31. Because they're wusses.

[MiddleFingerMom]

25. In answer to kentauros' question WAY up in Post #22...

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Why does EVERYONE say that I inspired the following answer?
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[MiddleFingerMom]

26. Actually, I DO have a question for Ptah...

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...Is the 'P' in Ptah silent like in pterodactyl...
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...or should I keep pronouncing it like a Klingon chewing tobacco?
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[Lucian]

28. How come my digestive system can't handle really hot buffalo wings?

[rug]

32. Because you have a semicolon.

Yes, we do handle medical issues here.

[OneGrassRoot]

34. Do you believe white penises across America are crying?

:hippie:

(According to Bill Maher's New Rules last night, they are. And I believe it. ;) )

[rug]

35. Those are not tears.

See #20.

[OneGrassRoot]

37. ewwwww

;)

[nolabear]

40. Where's my other shoe?

I swear, it was here yesterday.

[kentauros]

42. Did you try looking on the other foot?

Either that or someone else is walking a mile in your one shoe.

[sarge43]

41. Who put the bop in the bop she bop she bop? n/t

[kentauros]

43. Why, Be Bop Deluxe, of course!

:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw70N1pBo8w

[UndertheOcean]

45. never mind

[kentauros]

46. But, if we do not ever mind,

doesn't that then mean we stop thinking? Sounds like the Buddhist "mindfulness" to me :)

[JTG of the PRB]

47. What's 12 by pies?

:shrug:

[rug]

51. A preliterate society.

[MrMickeysMom]

49. How come my entire thread is missing?

Subject was a video ... Quotes taken from the video were quoted in a box ... link of video was next to boxes ... and, of course, the subject was a scathing blast about 911 theory WHICH WAS IN the 911 forum?

Of course, there were insults about the people who felt differently about 911 than the way I felt, but they weren't MY insults.

How come?

[rug]

53. Blithering idiots are not suffered gladly.

[XemaSab]

50. Why is there nothing on TV?

Sometimes I just want to vegetate in front of the TV, but there's nothing on. What gives?

[kentauros]

52. Viewing DVDs on TV works very well as an alternate to channels.

Or you could take four Benedryl capsules and watch the weather radar channel.