I wish I had more opportunities to use the term

[mcctatas]

metric fuck-ton

[yankeepants]

1. It sounds like a great name for a

Comic book cigar smoking fat cat industrialist mogul dude.

[mcctatas]

2. great idea...

if only i had some talent or imagination I would so steal that idea :P

[Sweet Charming Dem]

3. I once had a professor who insisted that "big ass" and "fuck load" were genuine units of measure

Now, we're gonna build a big ass...

You'll need a fuck load...

[mcctatas]

8. I had a professor who swore that we owe human progress to

a complex algorithm involving "the schlep factor" and "jolts of joy", I think yours and mine could have come up with a pretty good theory as in "We have to schlep a fuck load of limestone but once you see the big ass pyramid we're building you will be overcome by jolts of joy"

[Sweet Charming Dem]

9. They were probably related.

LOL

[sarge43]

10. Blivet should be an official measurement, especially during an election cycle. n/t

Wow, that speech was a blivet.

[denbot]

4. Hmmm..

I'm going to try to work "metric fuck-ton" in to a polite conversation tomorrow.. How ya been?

[LaurenG]

5. There is a metric fuck-ton of bs going on in GD right now!!

That would work at any time.

[Lucy Goosey]

6. Are you a Dexter fan?

I swear that's a Deb line...

[Richardo]

7. You should work where I do.

I could use that phrase 17 times per day on average. :D

Of course, we have a European parent company so we're already immersed in the metric system.

[Deep13]

11. I'll never give up the traditional imperial fuck-ton. nt

[Dr. Strange]

12. Fucksocks!