Have you ever done anything dumb while you were drunk?

[ohiosmith]

Plenty, but the dumbest was throwing up in my buddy's gym bag (with his workout gear in it) cause I couldn't find his bathroom.

[HopeHoops]

1. Didn't we already cover this? My wife suggested the time I tried to race a 6' Norwegian.

I worked with the guy. He ran 10 miles a day. She was visiting from out of state so naturally I wanted to impress her by getting absolutely fucking shitfaced all to Jesus and challenge this guy to a sprint down the street. I made it about 2 1/2 steps before gracefully executing a face splat in the asphalt. She cleaned me up and bandaged me and for some reason beyond comprehension is still my lady - that was April of 1985.

Oh, to make matters worse (yes, that's possible), the party I was holding was to celebrate my exit from a tyrannical company that shall rename nameless and I was starting my new job the Monday after the party (Friday, Saturday, who knows - something like that). So, I showed up to work at my new job with a huge fucking bandage taped to the side of my face. "Funny, but I don't remember him having that bandage when I interviewed him." <- not an actual quote, but a likely one.

The history of such things way predates that event, but that's the first of many she experienced.

[VioletLake]

2. I'm not sure. How dumb is this?

One night, when I was 13, I vomited on the floor, passed out in it, woke up and vomited some more, passed out in it again, over and over again until the next morning, when my friend's older brother moved us from the front yard to the side porch, to continue vomiting and passing out, of course.