I sayeth there doth be homosesuality ins da Jailhouse Rock:

[originalpckelly]

Number 47 said to number 3
"You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see
I sure would be delighted with your company
Come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me"

Now, let's think of this class. Were there mixed jails in the '50s? I don't think so. So one dude was saying to another dude, you're cute. And not just a little, but that he's the cutest jailbird he ever did see.

In the words of George Takei, "Oh my."

[HopeHoops]

1. Oh, there's KINKY shit too!

"If you can't find a partner use a wooden chair."

[originalpckelly]

2. Out of all the places to get splinters...

:P

[HopeHoops]

4. OUCH! MAH EYES! MAH EYES!

Just the THOUGHT of that made my eyes hurt.

[Deep13]

3. I remember Rich Hall did a line-by-line explanation of that song.

"Warden threw a party in the county jail."

Um, no he didn't. (As a side note, prisons have wardens, jails have sheriffs.)