Women who get the "talk" prior to their wedding night.

[Kaleva]

I still chuckle when I recall a post made by another member here who told of the talk her own mother got from her mother. She was told something like "As a wife, it will be your duty to lay down and accept the filth."

My wife, the day she got married to her first husband ( who is now deceased) had a discussion with her grandmother who told about what happened on her own wedding night decades ago. Her husband wanted to put his thing in her mouth and she was disgusted and horrified by the very thought. "Can you IMAGINE!" my wife's grandmother said and my wife said it took everything she had to keep from laughing and to act just as disgusted at the thought of a husband wanting his wife to do that as her grandmother was.

[HopeHoops]

1. Hell, the first time my wife (girlfriend then) and I visited my grandmother she offered us her bed.

She asked, "now do you two normally sleep in the same bed?"

I said, "Yes."

She replied, "then you two just take my bed tonight and I'll sleep on the couch."

That shocked my wife a bit but didn't really bother me since my grandmother often slept on the couch with the TV running. She knew we were "doing the nasty" so it wasn't any problem if we slept in the same bed.

[Lil Missy]

2. "lay down and accept the filth"

:rofl:

[woo me with science]

3. Reminiscent of this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lie_back_and_think_of_England