The When Will Russell Brand Cheat On Katy Perry Official Countdown Clock

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Poll question: The When Will Russell Brand Cheat On Katy Perry Official Countdown Clock

Before marrying Katy Perry, Russell Brand was known to cheat on his girlfriends and sleep around, but Katy says that won’t happen anymore, because she’s so much better than all those other girls. Katy says…

“He’s made no secret of what his life was like before me, but that’s then and this is the future.
“He’s cheated in the past but he knows how good he has it with me and I know he’d never do anything to jeopardize that. I trust him 100%.”
“Like Ludacris rapped, ‘I’m a lady in the street and a freak in the bed’.
“I can’t rate myself, but if you ask Russell I’m sure he’d give me a 10 out of 10.”

http://www.wwtdd.com/2010/10/katy-perry-says-shes-a-10-in-bed/

[CBGLuthier]

1. 4:30

[Tuesday Afternoon]

17. 4:20

:smoke:

[joeybee12]

2. I gotta tell you, I really like polls about two people I dislike...

I hope these two moderately talented twits fade away soon.

That said, he cheated with the priest who performed the ceremony.

[mcollins]

3. She needs some sun, poor thing. nt

[ChoralScholar]

18. noooo.... I love me a pale girl....

and Russell Brand is an idiot if he cheats on her.

Paul Reiser put it succinctly:
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"...this has nothing to do with not committing. It's easy to commit.
The hard part is ruling out other committments.

I learned this from my dog.

I'm eating potato chips; my dog comes over and stares at me with those
doggy eyes.

'Can I have a potato chip please?'

'No'

'Okay,' He sits right there. Stares at me.

'Can I have a potato chip please?'

As if we didn't just have this converstaion.

'Come on, just give me one, I'll never bother you again.'

'Alright fine. Here.'

CHOMP!

'Could I try one more please?'

'You said that was the last one.'

'Well, I made a mistake. Can I have THAT one? The one going in your mouth?
That's the one I really want.'

'Yes, I swear it this time. That's the one that will satisfy my curiosity
about ALL potato chips.'

It's not the potato chip that he wants. He just wants to know he can have
another potato chip afterwards.
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[seabeyond]

4. i say, she is already cheated on him. not that the option is there to vote on. nt

[Amerigo Vespucci]

8. You're right, I hadn't even thought about that one

:toast:

[seabeyond]

12. if he is a known cheater then she is coming from her place, regardless of the words the

two use. cheat first before the cheater does.

[petronius]

5. If she thinks being "a freak in bed" will keep a cheater from cheating, well, good luck

to her. On the bright side, she'll still be rich and famous with plenty of supporters to help her get over the heartbreak...

[MrScorpio]

6. Sorry, Katy. Being HAWT is no defense when guys wanna cheat

Just ask Liz Hurley.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

9. OH, Mrs. KENSINGTON...

...if she weren't in that movie, I wouldn't have watched it 100 times like I have.

[Lucian]

7. Who would cheat on her?

Damn.

[petronius]

13. For a guess? Probably Russell Brand (whoever that is...)

[Capn Sunshine]

21. This Guy

Fucking GREAT stand up act

[WinkyDink]

10. Never. If anything, she will tire of him. HE, OTOH, is smitten. The womanizers always fall the

hardest. He has stated that he wakes up now with a thousand women, and "they" are all she. That he wasn't being promiscuous in the past; he was simply doing research!
And yes, I HAVE paid attention to their saga. I find RB to be brilliantly funny! :-)

[Swede]

11. Before the rice hits the ground.

:shrug:

[enough already 2]

14. I'll be there to comfort her when he does. n/t

[cbdo2007]

15. Like many celebrities, I'm pretty sure they have an open marriage.

That's pretty much the only time celebrities can make it work is to "allow" the other partner to have a bit of freedom, as long as they're careful about it. Also, many celebrity couples nowadays have regular 3-somes so that it's the best of both worlds - you get to have a relationship but still get to take advantage of your fame and hook up with other people, just as long as your spouse is there. That seems to be the Ashton-Demi deal anyways.

[WinkyDink]

19. I'm pretty sure they don't. Even? For one thing, why would he bother?

You'll also notice the age discrapancy is unusual for Demi-Ashton.

[BarenakedLady]

16. Poor Katy

So deluded. Doesn't matter if you are awesome in bed and give it to him any time and any way he wants, if he is going to cheat he is going to cheat. Reality sucks sometimes. I'm not bitter enough to say that all men cheat (even my old cynical beat-upon heart still holds out hope) but there are no guarantees in this life. It's when you don't even see it coming is when it hurts the most.

[jmowreader]

20. I don't think he will

And the REASON I don't think he will, is Katy probably told him, "if you cheat on me, I will remove your penis with my bare hands, and then I will attach it to the mailbox post with a nail gun so everyone can see what you did." She looks like the kind of girl who could carry out such a deed.