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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-10 07:22 PM
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Edited on Thu Nov-25-10 08:07 PM by applegrove
"This is based on an actual radio conversation between a U.S. Navy aircraft carrier (U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln) and New England authorities off the coast of Maine in October, 1995. (The radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on 10/10/95 authorized by the Freedom of Information Act.)

New Englanders: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid collision.

Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

New Englanders: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.


New Englanders: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH--I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH--OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

New Englanders: This is a lighthouse. Your call."
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Suich Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-10 08:28 PM
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1. LOL!
Thanks!

:rofl:
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timtom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-10 09:01 PM
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2. Yeah, thanks!
I did, indeed, LOL!
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LawnKorn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-10 09:12 PM
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3. Are you sure it wan't the USS Ronald Reagan (CVN-76) ?
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-10 09:13 PM
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4. Good one!
:rofl:

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