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[datasuspect]

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[WilliamPitt]

1. *tweak*

What are you *tweak* trying to *tweak tweak* say?

[datasuspect]

2. let's just say

the new year came in with a *BANG*

[backwoodsbob]

3. not to be rude but

I'm not sure your sig image is conducive to getting people to join

[datasuspect]

7. what's wrong with lenin, marx, and engels?

[name not needed]

4. I'm gonna have to disagree on this one.

[bluesbassman]

5. You know, I have a pretty quirky sense of humor,

but I'm just not seeing any in this thread.

Meth use and addiction is one of the most serious drug related problems we have in this country. If there's a punchline that somehow makes this comedic I wish you'd share it.

[A Simple Game]

6. Well when you quit tobacco

you have to replace it with something!

[mopinko]

8. and start making big bucks as a roofer? np