Pull my paw.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[Gold Metal Flake]

1. I LOL'ed.

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. One of the things to which I've learned to give an IMMEDIATE kneejerk answer is the question...

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..."Does this smell bad to you?"
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I immediately pull back my head and reassure them that I trust their judgment.
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[Gold Metal Flake]

3. There is a word for that...

"Wisdom"

Getting second opinions on bad smells is what children are for. It's how they gain wisdom.

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. THAT made me laugh out loud!!!!!

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And wish (just for a FLEETING moment, mind you) that I had kids.
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You know...
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...for the "second opinions on bad smells" AND the "pull my finger" stuff.
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