Now, then! Who here is in an altered state?

[LucySky]

and i'm not talking about church.

[Duer 157099]

1. Raises hand

California. Altered from the once great prosperous state that it was

[LucySky]

4. ahhhh California, such a lovely state.

[Moondog]

2. Me!

I live in FL. Look at it on a map! How flaccid can you get? Of course it has been altered . . . .

[LucySky]

5. ooo! i just looked!

it was erect.

[Moondog]

7. No, no, no. You must have been lying on the floor sideways.

Stand up woman! Viewed, ahem, head on, as in north is up top, it is as limp as it can be!

[LucySky]

9. north is on the top?

[Moondog]

11. Well, if you

want to see FL in all its limpitude, yes, it is.

[LucySky]

16. you want limp? look at the U.P. of Michigan.

[Moondog]

17. Hmmm. I see your point.

[LucySky]

18. if you can see my point, i need to put some clothes on. i think.

where's my point, exactly?

[Moondog]

20. Don't bother on my account. And by East Coast standards,

I'd say about 36 degrees north latitude.

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. Blimey, Arizona is pretty 'altered. n/t

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[LucySky]

6. mmmmmm drugs

oh wait, you said 'life'.

life sucks.

[LucySky]

8. my little brother says "hey now! ALL the time.

hey now!

hey now Lucy!

hey now!

do you want to know what i say back to him when he says "hey now"?

i say "shut the fuck up, Timmy"

[Moondog]

10. * snicker *

[undeterred]

12. I'm in Wisconsin. Does that count?

[LucySky]

14. depends on what you mean by 'in'

[JonLP24]

13. I wish

[LucySky]

15. Jon, a wish and $1.20 will get you a cup of coffee.

[bluedigger]

22. A small cup...

[LucySky]

24. yes, fairly small cup...how did you know?

[bluedigger]

27. Odd coincidence.

I've bought a cup of coffee.

:)

[Ptah]

19. Wait. What?

[LucySky]

21. that's a pic of my brothers.

[Moondog]

23. When I was an undergrad

I had this poster. "Ain't gonna work on Dizzy's farm no more."

[hobbit709]

25. I stay in an altered state as much as possible.

[LucySky]

26. yes, so do you.