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Taverner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-06-11 03:37 PM Original message |
What does crude oil smell like when it reaches the surface? |
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MiddleFingerMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-06-11 03:40 PM Response to Original message |
1. That pretty much sums up MY "crude oil". n/t |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-06-11 03:43 PM Response to Original message |
2. Sort of like store-brand lemon Pledge |
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MiddleFingerMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-06-11 04:04 PM Response to Reply #2 |
5. That pretty much sums up MY "crude oil". n/t |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-06-11 03:57 PM Response to Original message |
3. Roses. |
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MiddleFingerMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-06-11 04:04 PM Response to Reply #3 |
6. That pretty much sums up MY "crude oil". n/t |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-06-11 04:01 PM Response to Original message |
4. like really bad farts |
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Taverner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-06-11 04:04 PM Response to Reply #4 |
7. That's kind of what I expected |
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MiddleFingerMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-06-11 04:04 PM Response to Reply #4 |
8. That pretty much sums up MY "crude oil". n/t |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-06-11 04:06 PM Response to Reply #4 |
9. There's another kind of fart? |
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MiddleFingerMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-06-11 04:07 PM Response to Reply #9 |
10. Your own. n/t |
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Taverner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-06-11 04:08 PM Response to Reply #9 |
11. Well there's the silent but deadly, as well as the loud but not unfriendly |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-06-11 04:11 PM Response to Reply #11 |
12. "air fart"? Is that like air guitar? |
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Taverner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-06-11 04:12 PM Response to Reply #12 |
14. Sounds like air, feels like air, smells like air |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-06-11 04:21 PM Response to Reply #9 |
15. My farts smell like daisies |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-06-11 04:29 PM Response to Reply #15 |
16. Women. |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-06-11 04:46 PM Response to Reply #16 |
17. And if you expect to enjoy relations with women you should say that too |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-06-11 06:20 PM Response to Reply #17 |
18. Hey, I've been with my lady since '84 and she KNOWS that she farts! |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-06-11 04:11 PM Response to Original message |
13. Best answered by a professional. I recommend a proctologist. |
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