You know who doesn't come knocking on my door, trying to seduce me?

[struggle4progress]

Wimminses

So -- what's up with that?

:shrug:

[gratuitous]

1. I was going to say "everyone"

But apparently you're even pickier than I thought.

[struggle4progress]

2. You are actually right

[RedCloud]

3. Have you tried bathing yourself in chocolate before answering the door?

Some things are just too irresistible to take no for an answer.

[struggle4progress]

4. If that works, I would need to be very careful who I opened the door for

[dawg]

5. A woman recently told me ...

that once my divorce is final, women would not just come knocking on my door saying, "I heard you were single again. Let's go out."

And I thought, "Why not?"

It sure would make things easier.