To end the controversy, I'm releasing MY girth certificate today!

givemebackmycountry

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Thu Apr-28-11 03:17 PM
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To end the controversy, I'm releasing MY girth certificate today!

And baby, I got me some GIRTH!
Do I report in inches or centimeters?
Which one will make me appear "girthier"?

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EOTE

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Thu Apr-28-11 03:28 PM
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1. Centimeters would probably be your best bet if you mean to appear girthier.

I've got myself a fair amount of girth as well. I'll take that as a good thing as women are always telling me that girth is more important than length.

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surrealAmerican

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Thu Apr-28-11 04:49 PM
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2. Centimeters are un-American ...

... so they should only be used if you're not an American, or are being measured in some other country.

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